Swipe right for candy. Text me, maybe? Love bites, but candy’s sweet. YOLO, let’s eat candy. Sugar high on love. Sweet on you, literally. Candy: cheaper than therapy. You’re my sugar rush. Hug me, I’m sugar-coated! Let’s get sugar wasted! Kisses and candy. Love you like a sugar coma. I’d…
Category: <span>Festivals</span>
Wishing you the most epic ride on your birthday, brother! Happy birthday to the baddest biker in town! May the wind always be at your back and the road always be smooth. Happy birthday! Cheers to another year of adventure and thrill. Happy birthday, my biker buddy! Happy birthday to…
“Plants are like nature’s artwork, each one unique and beautiful in their own way.” “There’s no greater feeling than watching a plant grow and thrive under your care.” “Plants have a way of making a space feel more alive and vibrant.” “A plant is like a symbol of hope, they…
“Llamaste to say hi!” “No prob-llama!” “I’ll alpaca my bags and go!” “Ain’t no drama with my llama!” “Llamazing things are going to happen today!” “No drama, just a llama.” “I’m spitting mad about how cute llamas are!” “Llama tell you a secret: you’re awesome!” “Llamas make everything better.” Let’s…
Wishing you a magical Christmas filled with joy and wonder, my dear daughter. May your holiday season be filled with all the love and warmth you bring to our family. Here’s to a Christmas season that is as beautiful and special as you are, my sweet daughter. Wishing you a…
“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.” “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” “I need a coffee the size of my head.” “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” “I have a degree in sarcasm.” “Rise…
Wash your hands, ya filthy animal If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie Get naked, we have soap Please leave this toilet as you would wish to find it This is where I do my best thinking Welcome to our little slice of heaven…
“Nana knows everything.” “Being a nana is the best job in the world.” “A house is not a home without Nana.” “Nanas are like a warm hug.” “Nana’s love is unconditional.” “Nanas make everything better.” “Nana’s kitchen is always open.” “A nana’s love is like no other.” “Nanas are the…
May your heart always be filled with love and your life with happiness. I wish you a life filled with love, laughter, and joy. Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness. May your love continue to grow stronger each day. Here’s to a lifetime of love, laughter, and happily…
Ay, caramba! Don’t have a cow, man! Eat my shorts! Don’t make me laugh! D’oh! I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? Cool your jets, man! Cowabunga, dude! Time to go to work, work all day, search for underpants, hey! If you get caught, just deny it. Greetings, chum.…
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