- Wash your hands, ya filthy animal
- If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
- Get naked, we have soap
- Please leave this toilet as you would wish to find it
- This is where I do my best thinking
- Welcome to our little slice of heaven
- Don’t forget to flush, it’s contagious
- If you don’t like the smell, don’t breathe
- Changing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage
- We aim to keep this bathroom clean, your aim will help
- Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
- If you have to sit, we ask that you sit and stay awhile
- Please keep this bathroom tidy, your mother doesn’t work here
- Soap is to the body what laughter is to the soul
- Wash your hands and say your prayers, because germs and Jesus are everywhere
- Welcome to the throne room
- This bathroom is maintained for your convenience, not your amusement
- Leave the bathroom cleaner than you found it
- If you’re a man, stand closer, it’s shorter than you think
- We don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in our pool
- Enjoy your visit, but don’t linger too long
- If it smells bad, it’s probably your fault
- Happiness is a long, hot shower
- Cleanliness is next to godliness
- Don’t forget to wash your hands and your sins away
- Toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees, so use it wisely
- This bathroom is for customers only, violators will be flushed
- Gentlemen, aim to please
- Wash, rinse, repeat
- No job is finished until the paperwork is done
- Keep calm and potty on
- Germophobes unite
- You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep
- Please leave the seat down for the next guy
- To pee or not to pee, that is the question
- The toilet is not a trash can
- If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush again
- Caution, wet floor ahead
- Sorry, no reading material provided
- Good things come to those who wait
- No dumping allowed
- Out of order, but not out of service
- Clean hands, clean heart
- Flushing is caring
- Please wash your hands before returning to reality
- Keep it classy, not sassy
- If you’re not sitting, you’re not cleaning
- Wash away your troubles with some soap and water
- Smile, you’re on camera
- No talking on your cell phone in the bathroom
- Wash your hands and say your prayers, because germs and Jesus are everywhere.
- Bathroom rules: if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
- Lather, rinse, repeat.
- You never know what you have until you clean your bathroom.
- Sorry for the convenience.
- A clean bathroom is a happy bathroom.
- Wash away your troubles with some bubbles.
- The toilet paper goes over, not under.
- So fresh, so clean.
- Wipe it real good.
- Cleanliness is next to godliness.
- Happiness is a long, hot shower.
- Wash your hands and avoid a date with the doctor.
- Keep calm and flush on.
- We aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help. Stand closer, it’s shorter than you think.
- No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
- The best ideas come to us on the toilet.
- Always flush twice. It’s a long way to the kitchen.
- The bathroom is a place of comfort and reflection.
- This is not a restroom. It’s a meditation room.
- Let’s get this crap over with.
- A good poop is worth its weight in gold.
- Don’t forget to floss.
- If you can read this, you’re standing too close.
- May your aim be as true as your heart.
- The throne is always waiting for its king.
- A dirty bathroom is the devil’s playground.
- A little soap and water can do wonders.
- When in doubt, take a bath.
- A day without a shower is a day wasted.
- Happiness is a warm toilet seat.
- The bathroom is the perfect place for a sing-a-long.
- The world is your oyster, but the bathroom is your sanctuary.
- Leave your troubles at the door and take a bubble bath.
- Cleanliness is next to bathroom etiquette.
- You’re never fully dressed without a smile and a clean bathroom.
- Please don’t use the towels to clean up the floor.
- Please don’t feed the toilets.
- Wash your hands like you’re trying to wash off your sins.
- If you’re not clean, you’re dirty.
- Wash, rinse, and repeat until you’re squeaky clean.
- Life is too short to have a dirty bathroom.
- A good bathroom is like a good friend. Always there when you need it.
- A clean bathroom is a reflection of a clean mind.
- Keep calm and wash your hands.
- The bathroom is a sacred space, treat it with respect.
- If you make a mess, please clean it up.
- Bathroom rules: if it smells bad, spray it; if it’s wet, wipe it; if it’s dirty, clean it; if it’s empty, refill it.
- A good bathroom makes for a happy home.
- Don’t let the bathroom get the best of you, flush your worries away.

Bathroom Sayings


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