Funny Tumbler Cup Sayings

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  1. “I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”
  2. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
  3. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
  4. “I need a coffee the size of my head.”
  5. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
  6. “I have a degree in sarcasm.”
  7. “Rise and grind, baby.”
  8. “Caffeine and confidence, that’s all I need.”
  9. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
  10. “Sassy since birth.”
  11. “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
  12. “Namast’ay in bed.”
  13. “Good things come to those who hustle.”
  14. Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.
  15. “I’m not always nice, but I’m always kind.”
  16. “I can’t adult today.”
  17. “Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.”
  18. “Be a pineapple, stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
  19. “I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.”
  20. “Coffee is my love language.”
  21. “I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words.”
  22. “I have a degree in Netflix binging.”
  23. “Just winging it.”
  24. “Raising tiny humans is exhausting.”
  25. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
  26. “I have a ‘don’t bother me, I’m drinking’ kind of vibe.”
  27. “I’m not old, I’m vintage.”
  28. “Mama needs a cocktail.”
  29. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
  30. “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
  31. “Coffee is my lifeline.”
  32. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
  33. “I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth it.”
  34. “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
  35. “I have a ‘no drama, llama’ policy.”
  36. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
  37. “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.”
  38. “I don’t always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I’m usually right.”
  39. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things.”
  40. “I have a ‘let that sh*t go’ kind of attitude.”
  41. “I can’t adult today, tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”
  42. “I’m not bossy, I’m just the boss.”
  43. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
  44. “I’m not arguing, I’m just debating loudly.”
  45. I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it in a tumbler cup.
  46. “I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient.”
  47. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
  48. “Coffee is my love language, what’s yours?”
  49. I have a ‘don’t make me use my mom voice’ kind of day.
  50. “I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth the effort.”
  51. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
  52. “Wine not?”
  53. “Life is brewtiful.”
  54. “Coffee is always a good idea.”
  55. “I drink coffee like a Gilmore.”
  56. “Sip happens.”
  57. “Caffeine queen.”
  58. “Drink coffee, do things.”
  59. “Coffee and friends, the perfect blend.”
  60. “Rise and grind.”
  61. “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”
  62. “Stay grounded.”
  63. “Just brew it.”
  64. “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
  65. “Life’s too short for bad coffee.”
  66. “This might be wine.”
  67. “Cheers to the good life.”
  68. “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
  69. “Wine down Wednesday.”
  70. “Sip, sip, hooray!”
  71. “Wine a little, smile a lot.”
  72. “Drink wine and pet my dog.”
  73. “Rosé all day.”
  74. “Wine not have another?”
  75. “I like big cups and I cannot lie.”
  76. “Life is short, drink the good stuff.”
  77. “Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid.”
  78. “But first, coffee.”
  79. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
  80. “Espresso yourself.”
  81. “Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity.”
  82. “Coffee is my love language.”
  83. “Life’s a brew, enjoy the journey.”
  84. “Iced coffee is just an excuse for ice cream.”
  85. “There’s a chance this is vodka.”
  86. “Don’t cry over spilled coffee.”
  87. “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.”
  88. “Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
  89. “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
  90. “I can’t adult today, I need coffee.”
  91. “Coffee and contemplation.”
  92. “Drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap, and handle it.”
  93. “Coffee is my soulmate.”
  94. “All I need is coffee and mascara.”
  95. “I drink coffee for your protection.”
  96. Coffee is a hug in a mug.”
  97. “Wine not have another?”
  98. “I drink coffee like a boss.”
  99. “The coffee is strong with this one.”
  100. “Roses are red, coffee is my lifeline.”

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