- “I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.”
- “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “I need a coffee the size of my head.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
- “I have a degree in sarcasm.”
- “Rise and grind, baby.”
- “Caffeine and confidence, that’s all I need.”
- “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
- “Sassy since birth.”
- “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
- “Namast’ay in bed.”
- “Good things come to those who hustle.”
- Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.
- “I’m not always nice, but I’m always kind.”
- “I can’t adult today.”
- “Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.”
- “Be a pineapple, stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
- “I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.”
- “Coffee is my love language.”
- “I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words.”
- “I have a degree in Netflix binging.”
- “Just winging it.”
- “Raising tiny humans is exhausting.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “I have a ‘don’t bother me, I’m drinking’ kind of vibe.”
- “I’m not old, I’m vintage.”
- “Mama needs a cocktail.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
- “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
- “Coffee is my lifeline.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
- “I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth it.”
- “I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”
- “I have a ‘no drama, llama’ policy.”
- “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
- “I’m not a morning person, don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.”
- “I don’t always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I’m usually right.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for important things.”
- “I have a ‘let that sh*t go’ kind of attitude.”
- “I can’t adult today, tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”
- “I’m not bossy, I’m just the boss.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just debating loudly.”
- I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it in a tumbler cup.
- “I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient.”
- “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
- “Coffee is my love language, what’s yours?”
- I have a ‘don’t make me use my mom voice’ kind of day.
- “I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth the effort.”
- “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
- “Wine not?”
- “Life is brewtiful.”
- “Coffee is always a good idea.”
- “I drink coffee like a Gilmore.”
- “Sip happens.”
- “Caffeine queen.”
- “Drink coffee, do things.”
- “Coffee and friends, the perfect blend.”
- “Rise and grind.”
- “Coffee, because adulting is hard.”
- “Stay grounded.”
- “Just brew it.”
- “A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
- “Life’s too short for bad coffee.”
- “This might be wine.”
- “Cheers to the good life.”
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “Wine down Wednesday.”
- “Sip, sip, hooray!”
- “Wine a little, smile a lot.”
- “Drink wine and pet my dog.”
- “Rosé all day.”
- “Wine not have another?”
- “I like big cups and I cannot lie.”
- “Life is short, drink the good stuff.”
- “Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid.”
- “But first, coffee.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “Espresso yourself.”
- “Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity.”
- “Coffee is my love language.”
- “Life’s a brew, enjoy the journey.”
- “Iced coffee is just an excuse for ice cream.”
- “There’s a chance this is vodka.”
- “Don’t cry over spilled coffee.”
- “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.”
- “Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “I can’t adult today, I need coffee.”
- “Coffee and contemplation.”
- “Drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap, and handle it.”
- “Coffee is my soulmate.”
- “All I need is coffee and mascara.”
- “I drink coffee for your protection.”
- Coffee is a hug in a mug.”
- “Wine not have another?”
- “I drink coffee like a boss.”
- “The coffee is strong with this one.”
- “Roses are red, coffee is my lifeline.”
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