Bart Simpson Sayings

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  1. Ay, caramba!
  2. Don’t have a cow, man!
  3. Eat my shorts!
  4. Don’t make me laugh!
  5. D’oh!
  6. I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  7. Cool your jets, man!
  8. Cowabunga, dude!
  9. Time to go to work, work all day, search for underpants, hey!
  10. If you get caught, just deny it.
  11. Greetings, chum.
  12. I didn’t do it!
  13. I will not waste chalk.
  14. I’m a spazz. I’m a spazz.
  15. Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
  16. You’re a genius, man.
  17. To start, press any key. Where’s the any key?
  18. I’m going to get a new tattoo: “Insert here”.
  19. I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
  20. My dad says I’m not supposed to listen to your kind of music.
  21. Mmm… [insert food or drink item here]…
  22. No one snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
  23. I need a soulmate who can share my interests, love, and hatreds.
  24. Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!
  25. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
  26. It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in.
  27. I’m seeing double here… four Krustys!
  28. I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  29. I’m so talented, and handsome, and clever, and good-looking.
  30. It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.
  31. I’m gonna need another beer for this.
  32. I’m seeing a beautiful field, with a big beautiful tree, and beautiful flowers.
  33. When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
  34. Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as…
  35. This is the worst day of my life.
  36. It’s not a lie if you believe it.
  37. Remember when I promised to eat my shorts if the Tigers won the pennant? Well, do you remember?
  38. I’m allergic to my own sweat. I just wanted to share that with you.
  39. Call me “junk food king”, tell me “that I’m fat”, you’re little wife, she wants some “more of that”, don’t you love… my style?
  40. I used to be with “it”, but then they changed what “it” was. Now, what I’m with isn’t “it”, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.
  41. Eat my shorts, man.
  42. I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  43. The Internet? Is that thing still around?
  44. You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
  45. I’ll give you the moon, Mary.
  46. You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.
  47. The strong must protect the sweet.
  48. All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
  49. Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead.
  50. I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  51. Cowabunga dude!
  52. Ay caramba!
  53. Don’t have a cow, man.
  54. Eat my shorts!
  55. I didn’t do it!
  56. Ay, carumbaa!
  57. ¡Ay, caramba!
  58. Don’t have a cow man!
  59. Mmm…forbidden donut.
  60. Aye carumba!
  61. Cool your jets, man.
  62. No problemo!
  63. Don’t lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
  64. The only thing we have to fear is homework itself!
  65. Can’t talk, eating.
  66. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
  67. Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!
  68. I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
  69. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
  70. I’ll be back…to get my pants!
  71. Hey, hey, kids! It’s time for “Whacking Day”!
  72. I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  73. I’m not a genius, I’m a kid!
  74. We need a name that’s witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it.
  75. You got the dud!
  76. Hey, this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.
  77. If it’s brown, drink it down. If it’s black, send it back.
  78. I don’t believe in anything anymore. I’m going to law school.
  79. Aw, man, this is the greatest place on earth. I’ve got to come up with some really good lies to stay here.
  80. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you’ve just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers.
  81. Eat my shorts!
  82. Cowabunga!
  83. Don’t have a cow, man!
  84. Ay caramba!
  85. ¡Ay, ay, ay!
  86. Don’t have a meltdown, man!
  87. I didn’t do it!
  88. I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  89. Cool your jets, man!
  90. Mmm… forbidden donut.
  91. Don’t lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
  92. Hey, hey, kids! Let’s all go to the lobby!
  93. I can’t believe it’s not butter!
  94. Hey, I know you! You’re the guy who didn’t give me my change.
  95. Mom, can we have some Krusty Burgers?
  96. Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face.
  97. Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
  98. I’m going to carve my name in your back with an ice pick.
  99. If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
  100. I have a hankering for some Goo Goo Cluster.

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