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Bad parenting: when your kid is always the one misbehaving at school. Children aren’t born bad, it’s bad parenting that makes them that way. Bad parenting is like a virus that infects future generations. Bad parenting is not loving your child enough to discipline them properly. Bad parenting is expecting…

Mommin’ ain’t easy World’s best mom Mom boss Mama bear Mom life is the best life Mom of boys Mom of girls Chaos coordinator (aka mom) Motherhood: the toughest job you’ll ever love I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom Mommy needs a nap Mom hair, don’t care…

May your birthday be filled with magic and blessings. Blessed be on your special day! Wishing you a year filled with abundance and joy. May your spells be powerful and your intentions true on your birthday and beyond. Happy birthday to a fellow seeker of knowledge and truth. May the…

Home is where the pillows are. This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of pillows. Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs bite! Sweet dreams are made of cozy pillows. Sleep all day, nap all night, pillow fights. Rest your head, darling, the world can wait. I’m…

When life gets tough, put on your cheerleading shoes and dance! Cheerleaders: Making the impossible look easy since (year of establishment). Cheerleaders: The ultimate hype squad. We put the ‘cheer’ in cheerleading! Athletes lift weights, cheerleaders lift athletes. Cheerleading: A sport that requires talent, dedication, and a whole lot of…

Just do it. Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. If you have a body, you are an athlete. Impossible is nothing. The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible. Greatness doesn’t come from nowhere. Train insane or remain the same. Run as…

Sip happens. I only drink wine on days that end in y. This wine is making me awesome. Wine a little, laugh a lot. Wine not? I have mixed drinks about feelings. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. This wine pairs well with awkward silences. It’s not drinking…

Life is better on a boat! You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat. Boats and beers, my two favorite things. The best days are spent on a boat. A bad day on the boat is better than a good day at work. I don’t always go boating,…

Better late than never! Happy belated Father’s Day! Sorry I missed Father’s Day, but I hope you know how much you mean to me every day. It’s never too late to celebrate an amazing father like you. Happy belated Father’s Day! Even though I’m late, I want you to know…