Hilarious Wine Tumbler Sayings - Add Some Fun to Your Wine Drinking Experience!

Sip happens.
I only drink wine on days that end in y.
This wine is making me awesome.
Wine a little, laugh a lot.
Wine not?
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
This wine pairs well with awkward silences.
It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
This wine is cheaper than therapy.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Good friends, good food, good wine, good times.
Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
I’m not slurring my words. I’m speaking in cursive.
I like my wine like I like my humor: dark and dry.
You had me at Merlot.
Wine not join me?
Drinking wine and feeling fine.
Keep calm and drink wine.
Save water, drink wine.
I’m aging like a fine wine.
I can’t adult today. I need wine.
Let’s get fizzical with some bubbles.
Wine is my spirit animal.
Wine a little, laugh a lot.
I make pour decisions.
Everything happens for a Riesling.
Drink wine and watch Hallmark movies.
Wine not have another glass?
Wine is a hug in a glass.
Wine is the answer. What was the question again?
I’m not sure if it’s the wine talking or if I’m just awesome.
Wine not treat yourself?
You had me at Rosé.
Sip me baby one more time.
I’m not drunk, I’m just pleasantly tipsy.
Love the wine you’re with.
Wine is the glue that holds this family together.
Life is too short to drink cheap wine.
Let’s drink wine and pretend we know things.
It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.
I have a strict policy of not drinking before noon. Unless it’s brunch.
In wine we trust.
Rosé all day.
Wine not make it a double?
Wine a little, you’ll feel better.
I’m having fruit salad for breakfast. Yeah, it’s called a mimosa.
Wine is the perfect way to end a day that started with coffee.
Wine a little, it’ll be fun.
Don’t cry over spilled wine.
Good wine, good friends, good times.
Cheers to the pour decisions we’ll make tonight.
This wine is my favorite accessory.
Life is too short for bad wine.
I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer to drink it with friends.
I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
It’s not drinking alone if you’re drinking with your cat.
I like my wine like I like my men: smooth, dark, and full-bodied.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.
It’s not hoarding if it’s wine.
I only drink red wine on days that end in y.
Wine not take a sip?
Wine a little, relax a lot.
You can’t buy love, but you can buy wine and that’s pretty close.
I’m outdoorsy – I drink wine on patios.
Sip happens.
This wine is making me awesome.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
Wine not?
Wine a little, laugh a lot.
Wine o’clock.
It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
Save water, drink wine.
Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
I’m not slurring, I’m speaking in cursive.
This might be wine.
Wine a little, wine a lot, drink too much and you’ll get caught.
You had me at Merlot.
Good friends, good wine, good times.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better.
I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.
Wine is always the answer.
You can’t sip with us.
My book club only reads wine labels.
The only thing better than a glass of wine is a bottle.
Rosé all day.
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
I make pour decisions.
Sip, sip, hooray!
I like my wine like my jokes: dry.
Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine.
Drink wine and pet my dog.
I’m not drunk, I’m grape-specific.
Life is too short to drink bad wine.
Keep calm and drink wine.

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