- Sip happens.
- I only drink wine on days that end in y.
- This wine is making me awesome.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Wine not?
- I have mixed drinks about feelings.
- Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
- This wine pairs well with awkward silences.
- It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
- This wine is cheaper than therapy.
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
- Good friends, good food, good wine, good times.
- Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
- I’m not slurring my words. I’m speaking in cursive.
- I like my wine like I like my humor: dark and dry.
- You had me at Merlot.
- Wine not join me?
- Drinking wine and feeling fine.
- Keep calm and drink wine.
- Save water, drink wine.
- I’m aging like a fine wine.
- I can’t adult today. I need wine.
- Let’s get fizzical with some bubbles.
- Wine is my spirit animal.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- I make pour decisions.
- Everything happens for a Riesling.
- Drink wine and watch Hallmark movies.
- Wine not have another glass?
- Wine is a hug in a glass.
- Wine is the answer. What was the question again?
- I’m not sure if it’s the wine talking or if I’m just awesome.
- Wine not treat yourself?
- You had me at Rosé.
- Sip me baby one more time.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just pleasantly tipsy.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- Wine is the glue that holds this family together.
- Life is too short to drink cheap wine.
- Let’s drink wine and pretend we know things.
- It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.
- I have a strict policy of not drinking before noon. Unless it’s brunch.
- In wine we trust.
- Rosé all day.
- Wine not make it a double?
- Wine a little, you’ll feel better.
- I’m having fruit salad for breakfast. Yeah, it’s called a mimosa.
- Wine is the perfect way to end a day that started with coffee.
- Wine a little, it’ll be fun.
- Don’t cry over spilled wine.
- Good wine, good friends, good times.
- Cheers to the pour decisions we’ll make tonight.
- This wine is my favorite accessory.
- Life is too short for bad wine.
- I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer to drink it with friends.
- I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
- It’s not drinking alone if you’re drinking with your cat.
- I like my wine like I like my men: smooth, dark, and full-bodied.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.
- It’s not hoarding if it’s wine.
- I only drink red wine on days that end in y.
- Wine not take a sip?
- Wine a little, relax a lot.
- You can’t buy love, but you can buy wine and that’s pretty close.
- I’m outdoorsy – I drink wine on patios.
- Sip happens.
- This wine is making me awesome.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings.
- Wine not?
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Wine o’clock.
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
- Save water, drink wine.
- Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
- I’m not slurring, I’m speaking in cursive.
- This might be wine.
- Wine a little, wine a lot, drink too much and you’ll get caught.
- You had me at Merlot.
- Good friends, good wine, good times.
- Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better.
- I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.
- Wine is always the answer.
- You can’t sip with us.
- My book club only reads wine labels.
- The only thing better than a glass of wine is a bottle.
- Rosé all day.
- You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
- I make pour decisions.
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- I like my wine like my jokes: dry.
- Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine.
- Drink wine and pet my dog.
- I’m not drunk, I’m grape-specific.
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
- Keep calm and drink wine.
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