Funny Boating Sayings

• Life is better on a boat!
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat.
• Boats and beers, my two favorite things.
• The best days are spent on a boat.
• A bad day on the boat is better than a good day at work.
• I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.
• Boating: the cure for a bad day.
• Boats: where every hour is happy hour.
• A boat is a hole in the water into which you throw money.
• The only thing better than owning a boat is having a friend who owns a boat.
• I’m not just a captain, I’m the admiral of fun.
• Life is short, buy the boat.
• Boating: the most fun you can have with your life jacket on.
• You know you’re a boater when your weekends are planned around the tides.
• Boating is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
• Boats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
• I’m a sailor on dry land, a boater on water.
• Boating: the art of getting wet and becoming broke slowly.
• The only way to escape the stresses of life is to hop on a boat and leave them behind.
• Boating: where every day is a vacation.
• Boats are like magic carpets, they take you to places you’ve never been before.
• If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much dock space.
• A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat and that’s pretty close.
• A boat ride a day keeps the doctor away.
• Why buy a house when you can buy a boat and live on the water?
• Boating: where every problem can be solved with duct tape and a cold beer.
• The happiest people in the world are those who own a boat.
• You know you’re a boater when you spend more on your boat than you do on your car.
• Boating: the perfect excuse for a day off.
• The best memories are made on the water.
• The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
• Boating: the only way to escape the city and find peace.
• Why walk on water when you can ride on it?
• Boating: the only sport where you can drink beer and be good at it.
• I’d rather be boating than doing anything else.
• If it floats, it’s worth having.
• Boating: the ultimate stress-reliever.
• Life is too short to stay on land.
• Boating: the perfect way to social distance and have fun.
• The ocean is where I belong.
• Life is better when you’re on a boat.
• Boats are like friends, they bring joy into your life.
• I’m happiest when I’m on the water.
• Boating: the original social distancing activity.
• You don’t need therapy when you have a boat.
• Boats are the perfect place to disconnect from technology and connect with nature.
• Life is short, sail often.
• I’m the captain now.
• Boat hair, don’t care.
• I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I prefer to float.
• Life is better on a boat.
• I’m sorry for what I said when we were trying to dock the boat.
• If at first you don’t succeed, anchor and have a beer.
• I’d rather be boating.
• The best days are spent on the water.
• A bad day boating is better than a good day at work.
• We can’t all be on the same boat, but we can all ride the same waves.
• Boats, babes, and beer.
• I’m in a committed relationship with my boat.
• I’d rather be lost at sea than found at work.
• I’m on a boat!
• Lake hair, don’t care.
• Life is too short to not go boating.
• There’s nothing like a day on the water to wash away the stress of the week.
• Boats and hoes.
• Boat life is the best life.
• I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a boat ride instead?
• No shoes, no shirt, no problem.
• The only thing better than a day on the water is a weekend on the water.
• I’m not drunk, I’m on a boat.
• Born to boat, forced to work.
• Life is short, buy the boat.
• The only thing better than owning a boat is having a friend with a boat.
• I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I prefer to wear my life jacket.
• Life’s a wave, catch it.
• When in doubt, throttle out.
• The ocean is my happy place.
• I’m happiest when I’m on the water.
• There’s no place like home, except on a boat.
• I have a boat and I know how to use it.
• I’d rather be a mermaid.
• Anchor’s away, let’s play.
• Boating: the cure for anything that ails you.
• The only time I’m not lost is when I’m on my boat.
• I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I make sure to bring plenty of snacks.
• Sandy toes and salty kisses.
• Boating: the art of keeping your balance while going fast and trying not to die.
• I need vitamin sea.
• A boat is just a hole in the water you throw money into.
• I’d rather be cruising.
• I don’t always go boating, but when I do, I try to remember to put the plug in.
• Salt in the air, sand in my hair.
• Life is better with a boat.
• I’m on island time.
• Life’s too short to not go boating.
• Let’s float away.
• Boating: the art of throwing money into the water while pretending to be a sailor.
• I’m sorry, officer, I didn’t realize I couldn’t drink and boat.
• The best two days of a boater’s life: the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it.

Funny Boating Sayings part 2