Funny Wine Tumbler Sayings

• Sip happens.
• I only drink wine on days that end in y.
• This wine is making me awesome.
• Wine a little, laugh a lot.
• Wine not?
• I have mixed drinks about feelings.
• Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
• This wine pairs well with awkward silences.
• It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
• This wine is cheaper than therapy.
• Life is too short to drink bad wine.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• Good friends, good food, good wine, good times.
• Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
• I’m not slurring my words. I’m speaking in cursive.
• I like my wine like I like my humor: dark and dry.
• You had me at Merlot.
• Wine not join me?
• Drinking wine and feeling fine.
• Keep calm and drink wine.
• Save water, drink wine.
• I’m aging like a fine wine.
• I can’t adult today. I need wine.
• Let’s get fizzical with some bubbles.
• Wine is my spirit animal.
• Wine a little, laugh a lot.
• I make pour decisions.
• Everything happens for a Riesling.
• Drink wine and watch Hallmark movies.
• Wine not have another glass?
• Wine is a hug in a glass.
• Wine is the answer. What was the question again?
• I’m not sure if it’s the wine talking or if I’m just awesome.
• Wine not treat yourself?
• You had me at Rosé.
• Sip me baby one more time.
• I’m not drunk, I’m just pleasantly tipsy.
• Love the wine you’re with.
• Wine is the glue that holds this family together.
• Life is too short to drink cheap wine.
• Let’s drink wine and pretend we know things.
• It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.
• I have a strict policy of not drinking before noon. Unless it’s brunch.
• In wine we trust.
• Rosé all day.
• Wine not make it a double?
• Wine a little, you’ll feel better.
• I’m having fruit salad for breakfast. Yeah, it’s called a mimosa.
• Wine is the perfect way to end a day that started with coffee.
• Wine a little, it’ll be fun.
• Don’t cry over spilled wine.
• Good wine, good friends, good times.
• Cheers to the pour decisions we’ll make tonight.
• This wine is my favorite accessory.
• Life is too short for bad wine.
• I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer to drink it with friends.
• I’m a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
• It’s not drinking alone if you’re drinking with your cat.
• I like my wine like I like my men: smooth, dark, and full-bodied.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.
• It’s not hoarding if it’s wine.
• I only drink red wine on days that end in y.
• Wine not take a sip?
• Wine a little, relax a lot.
• You can’t buy love, but you can buy wine and that’s pretty close.
• I’m outdoorsy – I drink wine on patios.
• Sip happens.
• This wine is making me awesome.
• I have mixed drinks about feelings.
• Wine not?
• Wine a little, laugh a lot.
• Wine o’clock.
• It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
• Save water, drink wine.
• Wine a bit, you’ll feel better.
• I’m not slurring, I’m speaking in cursive.
• This might be wine.
• Wine a little, wine a lot, drink too much and you’ll get caught.
• You had me at Merlot.
• Good friends, good wine, good times.
• Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
• A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
• Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better.
• I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.
• Wine flies when you’re having fun.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.
• Wine is always the answer.
• You can’t sip with us.
• My book club only reads wine labels.
• The only thing better than a glass of wine is a bottle.
• Rosé all day.
• You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
• I make pour decisions.
• Sip, sip, hooray!
• I like my wine like my jokes: dry.
• Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine.
• Drink wine and pet my dog.
• I’m not drunk, I’m grape-specific.
• Life is too short to drink bad wine.
• Keep calm and drink wine.

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