No pain, no gain. Sweat is fat crying. Stronger every day. Train insane or remain the same. The only bad workout is the one you didn’t do. Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Don’t stop when it hurts, stop when you’re done. Fit is not a destination, it’s a way…
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Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves. Sun, sand, and salty air, life is better at the beach. Good times and tan lines, that’s what the beach is all about. Beach hair, don’t care. The beach is my happy place. Let’s get lost in the waves. Salty kisses and sandy toes,…
Coffee isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! Life happens, coffee helps. Coffee is always a good idea. I drink coffee for your protection. Coffee is my love language. First I drink the coffee, then I do the things. Good coffee, good morning, good day. Coffee is my spirit animal. Coffee…
Life is short, eat dessert first! Too hot to handle! The kitchen is closed! Sip happens. Good food, good mood. I kiss better than I cook. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. Bless this…
If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters—yes, even their own life—such a person cannot be my disciple. (Luke 14:26) If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you…
Bourbon: because adulting is hard. Good bourbon: bringing joy to adulting since forever. I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer the good stuff. Bourbon is the answer, but I can’t remember the question. Bourbon: the liquid version of a warm hug. Life is too short for…
Llamaste adorable! No drama, solo llama. Save the drama for your llama. No hay problema, llama. Llamas are my spirit animal. I’m a llamazing person. You’re my favorite llama. Ain’t no probllama. I’m a llamaholic. Llamaste cool! Llamas are the new unicorns. Alpaca my bags and go see some llamas.…
Life is too short to drive a boring car. Drive a Jeep. Jeep hair, don’t care. I may be lost, but at least I’m in a Jeep. A Jeep is not just a vehicle, it’s a lifestyle. My Jeep is not a car, it’s a member of the family. When…
Life is like a coaster, enjoy the ride! Coffee and coasters, the perfect combination. Drink up and use a coaster! Coasters: protecting your furniture in style. Coasters: the unsung heroes of your home. Coasters are like tiny canvases for your drinks. Good things come to those who use coasters. Coasters:…
Sip happens. Life is short, drink the wine. Coffee is always a good idea. This is probably wine. Coffee, because adulting is hard. Life is too short for bad coffee. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee. Wine not? Don’t be afraid to take whisks. Mama needs coffee.…
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