Funny Bourbon Sayings

• Bourbon: because adulting is hard.
• Good bourbon: bringing joy to adulting since forever.
• I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer the good stuff.
• Bourbon is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
• Bourbon: the liquid version of a warm hug.
• Life is too short for bad bourbon.
• I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I prefer bourbon straight up.
• Bourbon: the reason why I wake up feeling like a million bucks.
• Bourbon: the perfect balance between sweet and strong.
• Bourbon: because wine is for amateurs.
• Bourbon: the liquid equivalent of a cozy fireplace.
• I can’t adult today, I need some bourbon.
• Bourbon: a delicious way to forget your problems.
• Bourbon: the perfect excuse for a nightcap.
• Bourbon: because sometimes beer just won’t cut it.
• Bourbon: liquid courage for those who don’t need it.
• Bourbon: the perfect gift for any occasion, including Tuesday.
• I may not have my life together, but at least I have good bourbon.
• Bourbon: the key to unlocking your inner coolness.
• Bourbon: a true Southern comfort.
• Bourbon: because it’s never too early to start drinking like a boss.
• Bourbon: it’s like a hug in a glass.
• I only drink bourbon on days that end in ‘y.’
• Bourbon: the perfect excuse to raise a glass and celebrate life.
• Bourbon: because sometimes the day calls for a little liquid therapy.
• Bourbon: a true gentleman’s drink.
• I can’t control everything in my life, but I can control my bourbon.
• Bourbon: because sometimes you just need a little liquid sunshine.
• Bourbon: the ultimate expression of Southern hospitality.
• Bourbon: because there’s nothing wrong with a little liquid confidence.
• Bourbon: the perfect complement to any good story.
• Bourbon: a smooth and mellow friend for life.
• Bourbon: the liquid equivalent of a warm blanket on a cold night.
• Bourbon: the perfect way to end a long day, or start a great night.
• Bourbon: because coffee doesn’t have the same kick.
• Bourbon: the one true love that will never let you down.
• Bourbon: because there’s nothing wrong with a little liquid courage.
• Bourbon: because sometimes life calls for a stiff drink.
• Bourbon: the liquid embodiment of ‘you do you.’
• Bourbon: the perfect way to make any occasion special.
• Bourbon: the smoothest ride you’ll ever have.
• Bourbon: a true work of art, both inside and out.
• Bourbon: the perfect way to unwind after a long day.
• Bourbon: the perfect way to make any meal special.
• Bourbon: the only thing that gets better with age.
• Bourbon: the perfect way to end a long week, or start a great weekend.
• Bourbon: Because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
• The best things in life are better with bourbon.
• I like my bourbon like I like my humor: dry and with a punch.
• Bourbon: Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• When life gives you lemons, add bourbon.
• Bourbon: The adult version of liquid courage.
• Whiskey may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
• Bourbon is my spirit animal.
• A good bourbon and good company can cure anything.
• Bourbon is just a hug in a glass.
• Bourbon: It’s not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
• I can’t adult today, I need some bourbon.
• Bourbon: The only cure for a bad day.
• Bourbon: Because sometimes wine just won’t cut it.
• I have a bourbon for every occasion.
• Bourbon: The reason I wake up every afternoon.
• Bourbon: Because sometimes coffee just isn’t strong enough.
• A day without bourbon is like a day without sunshine.
• Bourbon: The drink of champions.
• Bourbon: Liquid gold for your soul.
• Bourbon: The drink that always hits the spot.
• Bourbon: The drink of rebels and outlaws.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bourbon, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
• Bourbon: The liquid that turns a bad day into a good night.
• Life is too short to drink bad bourbon.
• Bourbon: The drink that brings people together.
• I may be a mess, but at least I have bourbon.
• Bourbon: The drink that pairs well with everything.
• Bourbon: The nectar of the gods.
• A good bourbon is like a warm hug from an old friend.
• Bourbon: The drink that never goes out of style.
• Bourbon: Because who needs therapy when you have a good drink?
• Bourbon: The drink that reminds you of better days.
• Bourbon: The drink that makes everything better.
• Bourbon: The drink that’s always in season.
• I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style.
• Bourbon: The drink that brings out the best in you.
• Good bourbon is like a good friend: always there when you need it.
• Bourbon: The drink that never lets you down.
• Bourbon: The drink that makes every occasion better.
• I may not have it all together, but at least I have bourbon.
• Bourbon: The drink that makes life worth living.
• A good bourbon is like a fine piece of art: to be enjoyed slowly and savored.
• Bourbon: The drink that turns a bad day into a good night.
• Bourbon: Because sometimes the only way out is through the bottle.
• Bourbon: The drink that helps you forget your troubles, if only for a little while.
• Bourbon: The drink that makes even the toughest times bearable.
• I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer to be sitting down.
• Bourbon: because sometimes beer just isn’t strong enough.
• A glass of bourbon a day keeps the doctor away… unless the doctor is a bartender.
• Bourbon: because adulting is hard.
• Bourbon: the perfect liquid courage.
• Bourbon: because life is too short for bad whiskey.
• I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and bourbon in the same room?

Funny Bourbon Sayings part 2