Funny Bourbon Sayings

  • Bourbon: because adulting is hard.
  • Good bourbon: bringing joy to adulting since forever.
  • I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer the good stuff.
  • Bourbon is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
  • Bourbon: the liquid version of a warm hug.
  • Life is too short for bad bourbon.
  • I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I prefer bourbon straight up.
  • Bourbon: the reason why I wake up feeling like a million bucks.
  • Bourbon: the perfect balance between sweet and strong.
  • Bourbon: because wine is for amateurs.
  • Bourbon: the liquid equivalent of a cozy fireplace.
  • I can’t adult today, I need some bourbon.
  • Bourbon: a delicious way to forget your problems.
  • Bourbon: the perfect excuse for a nightcap.
  • Bourbon: because sometimes beer just won’t cut it.
  • Bourbon: liquid courage for those who don’t need it.
  • Bourbon: the perfect gift for any occasion, including Tuesday.
  • I may not have my life together, but at least I have good bourbon.
  • Bourbon: the key to unlocking your inner coolness.
  • Bourbon: a true Southern comfort.
  • Bourbon: because it’s never too early to start drinking like a boss.
  • Bourbon: it’s like a hug in a glass.
  • I only drink bourbon on days that end in ‘y.’
  • Bourbon: the perfect excuse to raise a glass and celebrate life.
  • Bourbon: because sometimes the day calls for a little liquid therapy.
  • Bourbon: a true gentleman’s drink.
  • I can’t control everything in my life, but I can control my bourbon.
  • Bourbon: because sometimes you just need a little liquid sunshine.
  • Bourbon: the ultimate expression of Southern hospitality.
  • Bourbon: because there’s nothing wrong with a little liquid confidence.
  • Bourbon: the perfect complement to any good story.
  • Bourbon: a smooth and mellow friend for life.
  • Bourbon: the liquid equivalent of a warm blanket on a cold night.
  • Bourbon: the perfect way to end a long day, or start a great night.
  • Bourbon: because coffee doesn’t have the same kick.
  • Bourbon: the one true love that will never let you down.
  • Bourbon: because there’s nothing wrong with a little liquid courage.
  • Bourbon: because sometimes life calls for a stiff drink.
  • Bourbon: the liquid embodiment of ‘you do you.’
  • Bourbon: the perfect way to make any occasion special.
  • Bourbon: the smoothest ride you’ll ever have.
  • Bourbon: a true work of art, both inside and out.
  • Bourbon: the perfect way to unwind after a long day.
  • Bourbon: the perfect way to make any meal special.
  • Bourbon: the only thing that gets better with age.
  • Bourbon: the perfect way to end a long week, or start a great weekend.
  • Bourbon: Because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
  • The best things in life are better with bourbon.
  • I like my bourbon like I like my humor: dry and with a punch.
  • Bourbon: Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • When life gives you lemons, add bourbon.
  • Bourbon: The adult version of liquid courage.
  • Whiskey may not solve your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
  • Bourbon is my spirit animal.
  • A good bourbon and good company can cure anything.
  • Bourbon is just a hug in a glass.
  • Bourbon: It’s not just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.
  • I can’t adult today, I need some bourbon.
  • Bourbon: The only cure for a bad day.
  • Bourbon: Because sometimes wine just won’t cut it.
  • I have a bourbon for every occasion.
  • Bourbon: The reason I wake up every afternoon.
  • Bourbon: Because sometimes coffee just isn’t strong enough.
  • A day without bourbon is like a day without sunshine.
  • Bourbon: The drink of champions.
  • Bourbon: Liquid gold for your soul.
  • Bourbon: The drink that always hits the spot.
  • Bourbon: The drink of rebels and outlaws.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bourbon, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
  • Bourbon: The liquid that turns a bad day into a good night.
  • Life is too short to drink bad bourbon.
  • Bourbon: The drink that brings people together.
  • I may be a mess, but at least I have bourbon.
  • Bourbon: The drink that pairs well with everything.
  • Bourbon: The nectar of the gods.
  • A good bourbon is like a warm hug from an old friend.
  • Bourbon: The drink that never goes out of style.
  • Bourbon: Because who needs therapy when you have a good drink?
  • Bourbon: The drink that reminds you of better days.
  • Bourbon: The drink that makes everything better.
  • Bourbon: The drink that’s always in season.
  • I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style.
  • Bourbon: The drink that brings out the best in you.
  • Good bourbon is like a good friend: always there when you need it.
  • Bourbon: The drink that never lets you down.
  • Bourbon: The drink that makes every occasion better.
  • I may not have it all together, but at least I have bourbon.
  • Bourbon: The drink that makes life worth living.
  • A good bourbon is like a fine piece of art: to be enjoyed slowly and savored.
  • Bourbon: The drink that turns a bad day into a good night.
  • Bourbon: Because sometimes the only way out is through the bottle.
  • Bourbon: The drink that helps you forget your troubles, if only for a little while.
  • Bourbon: The drink that makes even the toughest times bearable.
  • I don’t always drink bourbon, but when I do, I prefer to be sitting down.
  • Bourbon: because sometimes beer just isn’t strong enough.
  • A glass of bourbon a day keeps the doctor away… unless the doctor is a bartender.
  • Bourbon: because adulting is hard.
  • Bourbon: the perfect liquid courage.
  • Bourbon: because life is too short for bad whiskey.
  • I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and bourbon in the same room?

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