Dish Towel Sayings

• Life is short, eat dessert first!
• Too hot to handle!
• The kitchen is closed!
• Sip happens.
• Good food, good mood.
• I kiss better than I cook.
• I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
• I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
• Bless this mess.
• I don’t have a dishwasher, I have a husband.
• Don’t get your whiskers in a twist.
• I love you more than bacon.
• I licked the spoon and kept going.
• Let’s give them something to taco ’bout.
• Today’s menu: take it or leave it.
• I’m not bossy, I’m the chef.
• Chop it like it’s hot.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• My kitchen, my rules.
• Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.
• Cooking is love made visible.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• Don’t be afraid to take whisks.
• The secret ingredient is always love.
• I’m in a committed relationship with carbs.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
• Squeeze the day.
• I cook because punching people is frowned upon.
• Everything tastes better with a little salt and a lot of love.
• In this kitchen, we dance.
• Kitchen closed due to illness, I’m sick of cooking.
• Life is short, lick the bowl.
• I have a kitchen because it came with the house.
• The dishes can wait, life won’t.
• The best memories are made around the table.
• I make dinner disappear, what’s your superpower?
• Life is a kitchen, put on your prettiest apron and whip up something incredible.
• I bake because punching people is frowned upon.
• Never trust a skinny cook.
• The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it.
• Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.
• No outfit is complete without a little bit of flour.
• The kitchen is where the heart is.
• Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
• I’m sorry, I was thinking about food.
• Love is sweet, but so is dessert.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
• The kitchen is the heart of the home.
• I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
• This kitchen is for dancing.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes and that’s kind of the same thing.
• If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.
• Cooking is like magic, you just need the right ingredients.
• The only thing better than a good recipe is a good friend to share it with.
• Life is too short to eat bad food.
• Good things come to those who bake.
• In the kitchen, we do it with love or not at all.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about this recipe.
• Dinner is served, dishes are stacked, please help me get my life back.
• Clean dishes, happy spouse.
• Cooking is love made visible.
• This kitchen is for dancing.
• Good food, good friends, good times.
• I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
• I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
• My other dish towel is a hand mixer.
• Eat, drink, and be messy.
• Cooking is my superpower.
• Wine a little, laugh a lot.
• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
• It’s not hoarding if it’s kitchen gadgets.
• Bless the food before us, the family beside us, and the dishes under us.
• The kitchen is the heart of the home.
• The secret ingredient is always love.
• Life is too short to drink bad wine.
• The best memories are made in the kitchen.
• The kitchen is my happy place.
• I have a kitchen because it’s too hard to build a campfire inside.
• Don’t be afraid to take whisks.
• I have a kitchen because it’s too cold to barbecue outside.
• Life is short, lick the bowl.
• Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
• Food tastes better when you eat it with family.
• It’s always wine o’clock in the kitchen.
• The kitchen is where the magic happens.
• I kiss better than I cook but the dishes are always clean.
• This kitchen is seasoned with love.
• The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but a dish towel comes in handy too.
• I never met a dish towel I didn’t like.
• In this kitchen, we dance in aprons.
• Happiness is a warm kitchen and a cold glass of wine.
• When in doubt, add more butter.
• A well-stocked kitchen is a sign of a happy home.
• I cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
• The kitchen is my therapy.
• A recipe has no soul, you must bring soul to the recipe.
• This kitchen is made for sipping, cooking, and chatting.
• I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing in the kitchen.
• My kitchen, my rules.

Dish Towel Sayings part 2