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- Ay, caramba!
- Don’t have a cow, man!
- Eat my shorts!
- Don’t make me laugh!
- D’oh!
- I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
- Cool your jets, man!
- Cowabunga, dude!
- Time to go to work, work all day, search for underpants, hey!
- If you get caught, just deny it.
- Greetings, chum.
- I didn’t do it!
- I will not waste chalk.
- I’m a spazz. I’m a spazz.
- Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
- You’re a genius, man.
- To start, press any key. Where’s the any key?
- I’m going to get a new tattoo: “Insert here”.
- I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
- My dad says I’m not supposed to listen to your kind of music.
- Mmm… [insert food or drink item here]…
- No one snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!
- I need a soulmate who can share my interests, love, and hatreds.
- Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!
- I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
- It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in.
- I’m seeing double here… four Krustys!
- I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
- I’m so talented, and handsome, and clever, and good-looking.
- It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.
- I’m gonna need another beer for this.
- I’m seeing a beautiful field, with a big beautiful tree, and beautiful flowers.
- When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
- Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as…
- This is the worst day of my life.
- It’s not a lie if you believe it.
- Remember when I promised to eat my shorts if the Tigers won the pennant? Well, do you remember?
- I’m allergic to my own sweat. I just wanted to share that with you.
- Call me “junk food king”, tell me “that I’m fat”, you’re little wife, she wants some “more of that”, don’t you love… my style?
- I used to be with “it”, but then they changed what “it” was. Now, what I’m with isn’t “it”, and what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.
- Eat my shorts, man.
- I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
- The Internet? Is that thing still around?
- You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
- I’ll give you the moon, Mary.
- You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.
- The strong must protect the sweet.
- All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
- Don’t cry for me. I’m already dead.
- I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
- Cowabunga dude!
- Ay caramba!
- Don’t have a cow, man.
- Eat my shorts!
- I didn’t do it!
- Ay, carumbaa!
- ¡Ay, caramba!
- Don’t have a cow man!
- Mmm…forbidden donut.
- Aye carumba!
- Cool your jets, man.
- No problemo!
- Don’t lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
- The only thing we have to fear is homework itself!
- Can’t talk, eating.
- It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
- Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!
- I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
- I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
- I’ll be back…to get my pants!
- Hey, hey, kids! It’s time for “Whacking Day”!
- I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
- I’m not a genius, I’m a kid!
- We need a name that’s witty at first, but that seems less funny each time you hear it.
- You got the dud!
- Hey, this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.
- If it’s brown, drink it down. If it’s black, send it back.
- I don’t believe in anything anymore. I’m going to law school.
- Aw, man, this is the greatest place on earth. I’ve got to come up with some really good lies to stay here.
- Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you’ve just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers.
- Eat my shorts!
- Cowabunga!
- Don’t have a cow, man!
- Ay caramba!
- ¡Ay, ay, ay!
- Don’t have a meltdown, man!
- I didn’t do it!
- I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
- Cool your jets, man!
- Mmm… forbidden donut.
- Don’t lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
- Hey, hey, kids! Let’s all go to the lobby!
- I can’t believe it’s not butter!
- Hey, I know you! You’re the guy who didn’t give me my change.
- Mom, can we have some Krusty Burgers?
- Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face.
- Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
- I’m going to carve my name in your back with an ice pick.
- If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
- I have a hankering for some Goo Goo Cluster.
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