Popular Quotes from Army of Darkness

I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.

Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.

Give me some sugar, baby.

Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

Hail to the king, baby.

I’m retired from evil-doing.

Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.

You found me beautiful once…

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning corpse.

Well hello mister fancy pants.

Groovy.

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow.

See this? This is my boomstick!

Yo, she-bitch. Let’s go.

The name’s Ash. Housewares.

Goodbye, my sweet. Hello Combat!

This is my boomstick!

You can’t just bury me in the Pet Sematary and expect everything to be okay.

For all I know, Rooster Cogburn was a fictional character, but he was true grit to me.

How about a little fire, scarecrow?

When you replace all the bits of your life with weird one-liners from ‘Army of Darkness,’ you just end up sounding like a total tool.

I have all these symptoms, I don’t know what to do anymore. I may have made a new illness.

I’ll swallow your soul!

It’s not what you give a demon that matters, it’s the thought behind it.

I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

I’ll stick my chainsaw right where the sun don’t shine.

Well that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby.

I ain’t down to bone this deadite.

I’m going to make like a tree and get out of here.

Give me back my haunted-book-turned-living thing!

Baby, I’m the chosen one. Stick with me and you’ll have some stories to tell.

I’m king around here!

I’m an educated man, I read a book once.

I’ve got a lot of anger inside me. Maybe you should let it out.

The price of power is responsibility.

I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul!

It’s a lousy movie, really. Just sustained random terror.

I just don’t believe in the fucking words that they say. I’m a skeptic, you know.

I can’t believe you fell for the old ‘reincarnated lover’ trick.

Look what I did all for you.

Klaatu Barada… Ncough cough cough!

You found me beautiful, once.

Gimme back my hand, man! It needs to rest in solid ground!