I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.
Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.
Give me some sugar, baby.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
Hail to the king, baby.
I’m retired from evil-doing.
Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.
You found me beautiful once…
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning corpse.
Well hello mister fancy pants.
Groovy.
It’s a trick. Get an axe.
First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow.
See this? This is my boomstick!
Yo, she-bitch. Let’s go.
The name’s Ash. Housewares.
Goodbye, my sweet. Hello Combat!
This is my boomstick!
You can’t just bury me in the Pet Sematary and expect everything to be okay.
For all I know, Rooster Cogburn was a fictional character, but he was true grit to me.
How about a little fire, scarecrow?
When you replace all the bits of your life with weird one-liners from ‘Army of Darkness,’ you just end up sounding like a total tool.
I have all these symptoms, I don’t know what to do anymore. I may have made a new illness.
I’ll swallow your soul!
It’s not what you give a demon that matters, it’s the thought behind it.
I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
I’ll stick my chainsaw right where the sun don’t shine.
Well that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby.
I ain’t down to bone this deadite.
I’m going to make like a tree and get out of here.
Give me back my haunted-book-turned-living thing!
Baby, I’m the chosen one. Stick with me and you’ll have some stories to tell.
I’m king around here!
I’m an educated man, I read a book once.
I’ve got a lot of anger inside me. Maybe you should let it out.
The price of power is responsibility.
I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul! I’ll swallow your soul!
It’s a lousy movie, really. Just sustained random terror.
I just don’t believe in the fucking words that they say. I’m a skeptic, you know.
I can’t believe you fell for the old ‘reincarnated lover’ trick.
Look what I did all for you.
Klaatu Barada… Ncough cough cough!
You found me beautiful, once.
Gimme back my hand, man! It needs to rest in solid ground!
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