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Beer: because sometimes one drink is all you need. Life is too short for bad beer. This beer mug is half full, but I’m always half drunk. I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I prefer beer. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold…

Christmas trees: because too much of a good thing is still never enough. The best present under the Christmas tree is being together with loved ones. A Christmas tree stands tall, but it’s the love that surrounds it that makes it truly beautiful. May your Christmas tree be as bright…

Dodger blue runs through my veins. In LA we bleed blue. There’s no team like the Dodgers. Blue pride never fades. Every season is Dodger season. The boys in blue never back down. There’s only one LA team. Chase for the pennant, Dodgers always win it. Dodgers: more than just…

“Roar means I love you in dinosaur.” “Be the T-Rex in a world of chickens.” “Let’s stomp our way through this day like a herd of dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs may be extinct, but they will never go out of style.” “Life finds a way, just like the dinosaurs did.” “The roar…

Life is good when you’re driving a Jeep. Jeeps don’t leak oil, they mark their territory. Jeep hair, don’t care. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a Jeep and that’s pretty close. The only thing better than a Jeep is a dirty Jeep. Jeeps: Built to go anywhere,…

Don’t have a cow, man! Holy cow! You’re milking it! Cowabunga! Moo-ve over! Udderly ridiculous! That’s no bull! Cow’s it going? That’s pasture prime! Cow-tipping is udderly stupid. You’re the cream of the crop! Cowgirl up! I’m in the moo-d for some milk. Milk it for all it’s worth! Don’t…

I’m not a morning person, I’m a horse person. Ride it like you stole it! Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one. Equestrians: the original multitaskers. Horses make me happy, you not so much. If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your…

This mug belongs to me, so hands off! Life is too short for bad beer. Beer makes me hoppy. Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question. This mug is not half empty, it’s half full. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be…

Brunch is always a good idea. Why choose between breakfast and lunch when you can have both? Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast. There’s no such thing as too many mimosas at brunch. Brunch is the best excuse for day drinking. Brunch: because sometimes one meal isn’t enough.…

Embark on a journey through the realm of brotherhood, camaraderie, and the unbreakable bonds that tie together the closest of friends. This page is dedicated to an exceptional collection of bro sayings that capture the essence of friendship and the unwavering loyalty between true companions. Here, you will find a…