- I’m not a morning person, I’m a horse person.
- Ride it like you stole it!
- Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
- Equestrians: the original multitaskers.
- Horses make me happy, you not so much.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your horse told you.
- Horses are my antidepressants.
- I’d rather be riding my horse than adulting.
- Horses are like chocolate, you can never have too much.
- My horse is my therapist.
- No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
- Horse people: spending more money on their horse’s wardrobe than their own.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a horse and that’s pretty close.
- I have a horse, therefore I have no money.
- The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the horses we’ve ridden.
- Four legs move my body, two legs move my soul.
- I work hard so my horse can have a better life.
- The only thing better than a good horse is a good friend with a good horse.
- Horses are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- When in doubt, just add more leg.
- My horse is not a pet, it’s a therapist with four legs.
- Life is short, ride your best horse first.
- I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for my horse.
- A horse is like a best friend, they know your secrets and keep them forever.
- I don’t always ride horses, but when I do, I prefer to do it bareback.
- I may not have a fancy car or a big house, but I have a horse and that’s all I need.
- Horses are like a good wine, they only get better with age.
- Horse people: the only ones who get excited about manure.
- Horses: because sometimes a hug from your horse is all you need.
- Horses: making people poor since the beginning of time.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a horse and that’s pretty close.
- Horses are not just a hobby, they’re a lifestyle.
- I don’t always talk about my horse, but when I do, I can’t shut up.
- Life is short, ride your horse every chance you get.
- A horse is a mirror of your soul.
- Horses don’t care how much money you have, they care how much heart you have.
- Riding horses: the original stress relief.
- Horse people: we don’t do it for the money, we do it for the love.
- Horses make me happy, you, not so much.
- The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person.
- Horses are not just animals, they’re family.
- Horses: the original four-wheel drive.
- If you want a stable friendship, get a horse.
- Horse people: we’re not weird, we’re just horse-crazy.
- A horse’s ears are always listening, its eyes are always watching, and its heart is always loving.
- I like big bucks and I cannot lie.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, try a different horse.
- Horse: A creature who’s always trying to find greener pastures.
- My horse doesn’t judge me. That’s why I love him.
- A horse doesn’t care how much money you have or what you look like. He’ll love you just the same.
- There’s no such thing as a bad day when you’re with your horse.
- A horse can sense your mood and will always try to cheer you up.
- My horse is my therapist. He doesn’t charge me by the hour.
- A horse is the only animal that can read your soul.
- Horses: The original 4-wheel drive.
- Horses: The only way to travel.
- Horseback riding: The only sport where the athlete is dependent on another living creature.
- A horse is like a mirror. He’ll show you who you really are.
- You don’t own a horse. You share your life with one.
- I don’t need therapy, I have a horse.
- A horse is the perfect partner. He never talks back and always listens.
- Horses make my heart skip a beat.
- Life is better on horseback.
- A horse doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, tall or short. He’ll love you just the same.
- Horse: The ultimate stress reliever.
- The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the horses we’ve ridden.
- Horses: Because sometimes four legs are better than two.
- A horse is the most faithful of friends. He’ll never leave you and will always be there for you.
- You know you’re a horse person when your horse has more shoes than you do.
- Horses: Because they’re just as crazy as we are.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a horse, and that’s pretty close.
- Horses: Because they’re the only animal that can put a smile on your face and a tear in your eye at the same time.
- You haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a horse.
- My horse is not just a pet. He’s family.
- A horse is like a best friend. You don’t always have to talk to him, but you know he’s always there for you.
- Horses: Because they make everything better.
- A horse’s love is unconditional.
- Horses: Because sometimes you just need to feel the wind in your hair.
- Life is short, ride a horse.
- A horse’s ears are always pointed in the direction of his heart.
- You don’t need wings to fly. You need a horse.
- A horse is not just a horse. He’s a friend, a partner, and a confidant.
- Horses: Because they’re the only creatures who can make us feel truly free.
- My horse is not a hobby. He’s a passion.
- A horse is not just an animal. He’s a way of life.
- Horses: Because they’re the only animals that can steal your heart and never give it back.
- My horse is not just a ride. He’s a journey.
- You can always count on a horse to brighten your day.
- Horses: Because they make the impossible seem possible.
- A horse’s love is the most unconditional love of all.
- Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
- I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… said every horse person ever.
- Horse people: making up for their lack of personality with their horse’s personality.
- Life is short, but my horse is tall.
- Behind every great rider is a pile of dirty laundry.
- Horses: because everyone needs someone to look up to.
- You know you’re a horse person when your horse has more clothes than you do.
- There’s nothing better than the smell of fresh hay and horse sweat in the morning.
- My horse ate my paycheck… again.
- Horses: the original horsepower.
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