- This mug belongs to me, so hands off!
- Life is too short for bad beer.
- Beer makes me hoppy.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- This mug is not half empty, it’s half full.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer this mug.
- Brew-tiful!
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- My mug, my rules.
- Beer me, please.
- Hops and dreams.
- Save water, drink beer.
- Cheers to good beer and good friends.
- Beer snob.
- I have a beer, therefore I am.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- I didn’t choose the beer life, the beer life chose me.
- Happiness is a cold beer in a warm mug.
- Beer makes everything better.
- The best beer is the one in my hand.
- Beer is my spirit animal.
- Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
- My mug is my happy place.
- Keep calm and drink beer.
- Beer o’clock.
- I only drink beer on days that end in y.
- You had me at beer.
- In beer we trust.
- Beer, because sometimes wine just isn’t enough.
- I never met a beer I didn’t like.
- This mug is always half full (of beer).
- Good beer, good life.
- Life is too short for cheap beer.
- Beer, the reason I wake up every morning.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings, but I prefer beer.
- Keep calm and carry a beer mug.
- Beer is a hug in a mug.
- A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
- It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.
- Beer is my therapist.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer this mug.
- There’s nothing wrong with having a beer gut, it’s a sign of true dedication.
- The only thing better than a cold beer is another cold beer.
- Beer is like liquid gold.
- Beer is the glue that holds my life together.
- The beer is strong with this one.
- Beer: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.
- I’d rather have a beer and be judged than not have a beer at all.
- It’s not just beer, it’s a way of life.
- Don’t worry, beer happy.
- In a world full of chaos, beer is my sanity.
- This mug contains my daily dose of happiness.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it from this mug.
- Beer is the reason I have friends.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a mug.
- Life is too short to drink bad beer.
- The only thing better than a cold beer is a cold beer in a mug.
- Beer is my spirit animal.
- Drink beer, save water.
- I have a drinking problem… I need a refill!
- Beer me up, Scotty!
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer.
- This mug has been drained more times than your bank account.
- Beer: because sometimes one drink just isn’t enough.
- I’ll drink to that!
- Life’s too short to drink crappy beer.
- Drink beer, save the planet.
- In a world of chaos, there’s always beer.
- Beer makes everything better.
- Save water, drink beer.
- No working during drinking hours.
- It’s not alcoholism if it’s craft beer.
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to drink it in a mug.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- When life gives you lemons, make shandy.
- Beer makes me hoppy.
- I’m a beer snob, not an alcoholic.
- Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Beer is like liquid gold.
- Beer is cheaper than therapy.
- Drinking beer is a work of art.
- Life is short, drink good beer.
- Beer, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- I only drink beer on days that end in Y.
- Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- You had me at beer.
- Friends don’t let friends drink light beer.
- Beer is the nectar of the gods.
- Keep calm and drink beer.
- All you need is love and a cold beer.
- Beer is my love language.
- This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
- In beer there is freedom.
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