Horse Sayings Funny

1. I’m not a morning person, I’m a horse person.
2. Ride it like you stole it!
3. Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
4. Equestrians: the original multitaskers.
5. Horses make me happy, you not so much.
6. If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your horse told you.
7. Horses are my antidepressants.
8. I’d rather be riding my horse than adulting.
9. Horses are like chocolate, you can never have too much.
10. My horse is my therapist.
11. No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
12. Horse people: spending more money on their horse’s wardrobe than their own.
13. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a horse and that’s pretty close.
14. I have a horse, therefore I have no money.
15. The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the horses we’ve ridden.
16. Four legs move my body, two legs move my soul.
17. I work hard so my horse can have a better life.
18. The only thing better than a good horse is a good friend with a good horse.
19. Horses are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
20. When in doubt, just add more leg.
21. My horse is not a pet, it’s a therapist with four legs.
22. Life is short, ride your best horse first.
23. I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for my horse.
24. A horse is like a best friend, they know your secrets and keep them forever.
25. I don’t always ride horses, but when I do, I prefer to do it bareback.
26. I may not have a fancy car or a big house, but I have a horse and that’s all I need.
27. Horses are like a good wine, they only get better with age.
28. Horse people: the only ones who get excited about manure.
29. Horses: because sometimes a hug from your horse is all you need.
30. Horses: making people poor since the beginning of time.
31. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a horse and that’s pretty close.
32. Horses are not just a hobby, they’re a lifestyle.
33. I don’t always talk about my horse, but when I do, I can’t shut up.
34. Life is short, ride your horse every chance you get.
35. A horse is a mirror of your soul.
36. Horses don’t care how much money you have, they care how much heart you have.
37. Riding horses: the original stress relief.
38. Horse people: we don’t do it for the money, we do it for the love.
39. Horses make me happy, you, not so much.
40. The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a person.
41. Horses are not just animals, they’re family.
42. Horses: the original four-wheel drive.
43. If you want a stable friendship, get a horse.
44. Horse people: we’re not weird, we’re just horse-crazy.
45. A horse’s ears are always listening, its eyes are always watching, and its heart is always loving.
46. I like big bucks and I cannot lie.
47. If at first, you don’t succeed, try a different horse.
48. Horse: A creature who’s always trying to find greener pastures.
49. My horse doesn’t judge me. That’s why I love him.
50. A horse doesn’t care how much money you have or what you look like. He’ll love you just the same.
51. There’s no such thing as a bad day when you’re with your horse.
52. A horse can sense your mood and will always try to cheer you up.
53. My horse is my therapist. He doesn’t charge me by the hour.
54. A horse is the only animal that can read your soul.
55. Horses: The original 4-wheel drive.
56. Horses: The only way to travel.
57. Horseback riding: The only sport where the athlete is dependent on another living creature.
58. A horse is like a mirror. He’ll show you who you really are.
59. You don’t own a horse. You share your life with one.
60. I don’t need therapy, I have a horse.
61. A horse is the perfect partner. He never talks back and always listens.
62. Horses make my heart skip a beat.
63. Life is better on horseback.
64. A horse doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, tall or short. He’ll love you just the same.
65. Horse: The ultimate stress reliever.
66. The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the horses we’ve ridden.
67. Horses: Because sometimes four legs are better than two.
68. A horse is the most faithful of friends. He’ll never leave you and will always be there for you.
69. You know you’re a horse person when your horse has more shoes than you do.
70. Horses: Because they’re just as crazy as we are.
71. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a horse, and that’s pretty close.
72. Horses: Because they’re the only animal that can put a smile on your face and a tear in your eye at the same time.
73. You haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a horse.
74. My horse is not just a pet. He’s family.
75. A horse is like a best friend. You don’t always have to talk to him, but you know he’s always there for you.
76. Horses: Because they make everything better.
77. A horse’s love is unconditional.
78. Horses: Because sometimes you just need to feel the wind in your hair.
79. Life is short, ride a horse.
80. A horse’s ears are always pointed in the direction of his heart.
81. You don’t need wings to fly. You need a horse.
82. A horse is not just a horse. He’s a friend, a partner, and a confidant.
83. Horses: Because they’re the only creatures who can make us feel truly free.
84. My horse is not a hobby. He’s a passion.
85. A horse is not just an animal. He’s a way of life.
86. Horses: Because they’re the only animals that can steal your heart and never give it back.
87. My horse is not just a ride. He’s a journey.
88. You can always count on a horse to brighten your day.
89. Horses: Because they make the impossible seem possible.
90. A horse’s love is the most unconditional love of all.
91. Horses are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
92. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… said every horse person ever.
93. Horse people: making up for their lack of personality with their horse’s personality.
94. Life is short, but my horse is tall.
95. Behind every great rider is a pile of dirty laundry.
96. Horses: because everyone needs someone to look up to.
97. You know you’re a horse person when your horse has more clothes than you do.
98. There’s nothing better than the smell of fresh hay and horse sweat in the morning.
99. My horse ate my paycheck… again.
100. Horses: the original horsepower.

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