George Bush Funny Quotes

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I would like to be remembered as a guy who had a set of priorities, and was willing to live by those priorities. In terms of accomplishments, my biggest accomplishment is that I kept the country safe amidst a global war on terror.

There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

I’m the decision-maker, I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep some of their own money.

This is still a dangerous world. It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.

I promise you, I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.

Is this a free country? Yes, it is, George. I love her.

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.

You see, we love—freedom. That’s the deepest value we have, freedom.

People make suggestions on what to say all the time—I’ll give you an example—I don’t read what’s handed to me—I wasn’t elected to read.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein— the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

I’m a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign-policy matters with war on my mind.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.

You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.

I think we agree, the past is over.

We need to make the pie higher.

There’s an old saying in Texas, I know it’s in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

It’s clearly a budget, it’s got a lot of numbers in it.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady, or CEO or first mate, the most important job is—student.

I want to thank you for taking time out of your day as well, everybody—mother, dad, you’ve been just great.

I’m the commander—see, I don’t need to explain—I do not need to explain why I say things, that’s the interesting thing about being president?

The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority, and we will not rest until we find him.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

They misunderestimated me.

I know what I believe, I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I’m married to a successful woman, which makes me automatically successful.

There’s a lot of questions coming at me, and I’m trying to answer them.

I want to thank the astronauts for bringing such an unusual gift for my son. It’s another example of people thinking of others.

I’m a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign-policy matters with war on my mind.

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