Funny Taco Sayings

  • You had me at tacos.
  • Tacos are the solution to all of life’s problems.
  • Tacos are my love language.
  • In tacos we trust.
  • You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make tacos.
  • Tacos make everything better.
  • Tacos are like hugs, but with lettuce and cheese.
  • Don’t worry, be happy, eat more tacos.
  • Tacos are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • I could give up tacos, but I’m not a quitter.
  • I’m on a seafood diet, I see tacos and I eat them.
  • Tacos are my soul food.
  • Life is uncertain, but tacos are a sure thing.
  • I have a hard shell on the outside, but I’m soft and squishy on the inside, like a taco.
  • You had me at guacamole.
  • Tacos, because sometimes one word is all you need.
  • I’m not saying tacos are the answer, but have you tried tacos?
  • Tacos are my happy place.
  • Tacos are the glue that holds my life together.
  • If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
  • I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them to be crispy.
  • Tacos are like little edible hugs.
  • Tacos are a food group, right?
  • Tacos are the real reason why I work out.
  • When life gets tough, eat a taco.
  • Tacos are the spice of life.
  • Tacos: because queso happens.
  • Tacos are the perfect balance of crunchy, spicy, and delicious.
  • I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them with a side of margarita.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why tacos are better.
  • Tacos are like a piñata for your taste buds.
  • Tacos are the ultimate comfort food.
  • I didn’t choose the taco life, the taco life chose me.
  • Life is short, eat the tacos.
  • Tacos: because sometimes you just need a hug in a tortilla.
  • You had me at salsa.
  • Tacos are my therapy.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for taco night.
  • Tacos are like the duct tape of food, they fix everything.
  • Tacos: because life is too short to eat boring food.
  • I’m not saying I’m addicted to tacos, but I’m pretty sure I could quit anything else.
  • Tacos are the superhero of foods, saving meals one tortilla at a time.
  • Tacos make me happy, you, not so much.
  • Tacos are the MVP of my food lineup.
  • Tacos are my spirit animal.
  • Tacos are my favorite food group, after dessert of course.
  • Tacos are the one food I would take to a desert island.
  • Tacos: because every meal should be a fiesta.
  • I’m on a strict diet of tacos and sunshine.
  • Tacos: because life is too short for bad food.
  • I’m a-maize-d by how much I love tacos.
  • Taco ’bout delicious!
  • Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.
  • You had me at tacos.
  • I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them on Tuesdays.
  • Tacos are the glue that hold my life together.
  • You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make tacos and that’s pretty close.
  • All you need is love and tacos.
  • I’m not a morning person, but I’m a taco person.
  • I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat tacos.
  • Tacos are like a warm hug in food form.
  • Why can’t tacos solve all of life’s problems?
  • There’s no ‘we’ in tacos, but there is a ‘me’.
  • Tacos are the answer, no matter what the question is.
  • I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them with a side of guac.
  • Taco-bout a party!
  • Tacos are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Taco Tuesday is the best day of the week.
  • Taco ’bout a good time!
  • I don’t trust people who don’t like tacos.
  • I’m not addicted to tacos, I’m committed to them.
  • Taco ’bout a flavor explosion!
  • Tacos are my love language.
  • Why have a boring sandwich when you can have a delicious taco?
  • Tacos make everything better.
  • If you don’t like tacos, we can’t be friends.
  • I have a soft shell for tacos.
  • In a world full of plain chips, be a taco.
  • Life is too short for bad tacos.
  • When in doubt, eat a taco.
  • Tacos are the real MVP.
  • Taco ’bout a game-changer.
  • Tacos are the perfect food.
  • Taco-bout a tasty treat!
  • I need tacos like a car needs gas.
  • Taco ’bout a fiesta!
  • Tacos are the spice of life.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tacos and that’s pretty close.
  • Tacos are a hug in a tortilla.
  • I could give up tacos, but I’m not a quitter.
  • Taco-bout a crowd-pleaser.
  • Tacos are always a good idea.
  • I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer them with lots of cheese.
  • Taco-bout a flavor explosion in my mouth!
  • Tacos are the way to my heart.
  • I never met a taco I didn’t like.
  • Why settle for one taco when you can have three?
  • Taco ’bout a mood-booster.
  • I’m not a taco expert, but I’m working on it.
  • Tacos are the reason I get out of bed in the morning.

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