Funny Goat Sayings

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  • Goats: nature’s lawn mowers.
  • Don’t let their cute faces fool you, goats are master escape artists.
  • Goats: because every farm needs a comedian.
  • Goats: the original tree climbers.
  • A goat’s beard is just his way of saying ‘I’m fabulous.’
  • Goats: where every day is leg day.
  • You can’t have a bad day when there are goats around.
  • Goats don’t need no stinkin’ gym membership.
  • Goats: the four-legged weed whackers.
  • The best things in life are goats and cheese.
  • A goat’s love is un-bee-lievable.
  • The world needs more goat yoga.
  • I’m just here for the goats.
  • Goats: the original hipsters.
  • Goats: because who needs a dog when you can have a goat?
  • Goats: where the grass is always greener on the other side.
  • Goats: nature’s acrobats.
  • Goats: the ultimate escape from the daily grind.
  • A goat’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
  • Goats: because sometimes you just need a little bleat of sunshine.
  • Goats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
  • Goats: where the glass is always half full of milk.
  • A goat’s beard is just a fancy accessory.
  • I goat this.
  • Goats: where every day is a new adventure.
  • Goats: the original lawn ornaments.
  • Goats: because sometimes you need a little goat-itude.
  • You can’t have a bad day when you’re surrounded by goats.
  • Goats: the ultimate stress reliever.
  • Goats: because who needs a therapist when you have a goat?
  • A goat’s love is the G.O.A.T. (greatest of all time).
  • Goats: the original party animals.
  • Goats: because sometimes you just need to kid around.
  • Goats: where the grass is always greener, and tastier.
  • Goats: the ultimate in cuddle therapy.
  • Goats: the original environmentalists.
  • A goat’s beard is just a sign of wisdom.
  • Goats: because sometimes you need a little hoofin’ around.
  • Goats: the original natural-born climbers.
  • Goats: the ultimate in backyard entertainment.
  • Goats: because they make everything better, even bad puns.
  • A goat’s milk is udderly delicious.
  • Goats: because who needs a personal trainer when you have a goat?
  • Goats: where every day is a chance to goat for it.
  • Goats: the original free-range livestock.
  • Goats: because sometimes you just need to kidnap some happiness.
  • Goats: the ultimate in bleat therapy.
  • A goat’s beard is just a way of hiding their mischievous grin.
  • Goats: because who needs a therapist when you have a goat to talk to?
  • Goats: where the only thing sharper than their horns is their wit.
  • Goats: the original trailblazers.
  • Goats: because sometimes you just need to take the bleat less traveled
  • You’ve goat to be kidding me!
  • Goat to have faith.
  • Don’t be a bleatnik.
  • This place is a real goat rodeo.
  • The grass is always greener when there are goats around.
  • You gotta be kidding me, these goats are too cute!
  • Goats: the original lawn mowers.
  • Life is better with goats.
  • You can’t herd me, I’m a goat.
  • I’m just goat to be me.
  • Goats make everything better.
  • Goats: nature’s comedians.
  • Keep calm and goat on.
  • Goats don’t need coffee to be the G.O.A.T.
  • When life gets your goat, make goat cheese.
  • Goats are the G.O.A.T. of the animal kingdom.
  • Goats: they’re not just for farms anymore.
  • You’ve goat to be flexible to keep up with these guys.
  • Life is like a box of goats, you never know what you’re going to get.
  • Goats: the ultimate yoga partners.
  • Goats are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.
  • My goat is the G.O.A.T. of all goats.
  • Goats are not just a hobby, they’re a lifestyle.
  • You can’t be unhappy when there are goats around.
  • Goats have a way of making everything better.
  • Goats: they’re not just for milk anymore.
  • Goats: they’ll eat anything, except maybe your homework.
  • If goats could talk, they’d probably have a lot to say.
  • Goats: they’re not just cute, they’re cuddly too.
  • Goats: the perfect four-legged therapist.
  • When in doubt, just goat for it.
  • Goats: the ultimate stress relievers.
  • You goat this!
  • Goats: they’ll climb anything, even your car.
  • Goats: they’re not just for petting zoos anymore.
  • Goats: they know how to get your goat.
  • Goats: they’re always the life of the party.
  • My goat is the G.O.A.T. of all goats, don’t you goat it.
  • You’ve goat a friend in me.
  • Goats: they’re not just for cheese anymore.
  • If goats could fly, they’d probably be the cutest things in the sky.
  • Goats: they have a way of making you feel like the G.O.A.T.
  • You can’t be mad when there are baby goats around.
  • Goats: they’re not just for milk and cheese, they’re for cuddles too.
  • Goats: they’re the real kings and queens of the animal kingdom.
  • Goats: they’re always up for a good climb.
  • Goats: they’re not just for farms, they’re for families too.
  • My goat is the G.O.A.T. of goats, and I’m not just kid-ding.

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