- Here’s to the shot that made me forget what I had for breakfast!
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor.
- I told myself I wouldn’t take any more shots, but then I remembered I’m a liar.
- I’m not saying I’m an alcoholic, but I did just take a shot of orange juice after my tequila shot.
- I have a shot glass that’s half full and half empty at the same time.
- Why take life seriously when you can take shots instead?
- The only shots I regret are the ones I didn’t take.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with lime and salt.
- Shots, shots, shots! Everyone!
- I’m not drunk, I’m just taking shots to celebrate sobriety.
- Life is short, take the shot!
- I’m not saying I have a drinking problem, I’m saying I have a shot glass collection.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing for New Year’s Eve.
- A shot a day keeps the doctor away… because I’ll be too drunk to remember my appointment.
- I don’t need a chaser, I have courage.
- I don’t need therapy, I just need a shot.
- I’m not a bartender, but I play one on the weekends.
- Tequila makes my clothes fall off… or was that just a rumor?
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with friends.
- Life is too short for bad shots.
- I don’t need a reason to take a shot, but if you insist, it’s Tuesday.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just taking shots for science.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I make sure they’re 100 proof.
- I’m not saying I have a drinking problem, I’m saying I’m a professional shot taker.
- I don’t need a partner, I have a shot glass.
- I’m not sure if it’s the alcohol talking, but I think I love shots.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with a twist.
- Why take one shot when you can take five and call it a flight?
- I don’t need a glass half full, I need a shot glass half empty.
- I’m not saying I’m an alcoholic, but I have a PhD in taking shots.
- Shots are the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- A shot a day keeps the doctor away.
- Shots, shots, shots, until we see spots.
- Shots for the shots.
- Why have one shot when you can have six?
- Do you believe in love at first shot, or should we take another?
- Drink, drank, drunk, shots, repeat.
- Tequila, it makes me happy, it makes me happy.
- The only bad shot is the one you didn’t take.
- Here’s to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget.
- Shots are like pizza, even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
- Let’s take shots and pretend it’s still the weekend.
- Life is too short to not take the shot.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just taking shots of confidence.
- Shots for the good times, shots for the bad.
- Friends don’t let friends take shots alone.
- Why take one shot when you can take a double?
- Tequila, lime, and sunshine.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings, but shots are for celebration.
- Shots, because adulting is hard.
- When life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila.
- Let’s take a shot and talk about how much we hate taking shots.
- Shots, the universal language of celebration.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer them with friends.
- I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I prefer tequila.
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- Shots, shots, shots – everybody!
- I’m not drinking to forget, I’m drinking to remember.
- Take a shot, it might be the only chance you get.
- Drink responsibly… or don’t, it’s your life.
- Tequila is not a bad decision, it’s just a decision.
- I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution.
- I have mixed drinks about feelings.
- I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.
- I’ll stop drinking when I’m dead.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just thirsty.
- The only thing I’m chasing is my next shot.
- Drink like a fish, swim like a mermaid.
- Life is short, take the shot.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just experiencing life in high definition.
- Alcohol: making you forget your problems for over 5,000 years.
- I drink to make other people interesting.
- Drinking is not a solution, but it can make you forget the problem.
- I’m not saying alcohol is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
- Why limit happy hour to just one hour?
- I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking cursive.
- You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
- Let’s drink like we’re still in college, but with a little more class.
- Drink up, buttercup.
- Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
- Drink until you forget how ugly you are.
- I’m not sure if I need a hug or a shot of whiskey.
- Alcohol: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just enjoying life with enthusiasm.
- Drinking doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
- I only drink on days that end in ‘y’.
- I never drink to excess, I just know my limits.
- Drink like there’s no tomorrow.
- Drinking is the answer, but I don’t remember the question.
- I don’t have a problem with alcohol, I have a problem without it.
- Let’s get drunk and forget we have jobs.
- Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a professional.
- Wine not?
- I’ll drink to that.
- Life is too short to drink bad wine.
- Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

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