Funny Golf Sayings For Good Luck

  • May your shots be straighter than your jokes.
  • Keep your head down and your spirits up.
  • May the golf gods be with you.
  • May the birdies be plentiful and the bogeys be few.
  • Grip it and rip it, and may the best golfer win.
  • May your drives be long and your putts be short.
  • Hit it hard, aim for the stars, and hope for the best.
  • May your round be as smooth as a well-groomed green.
  • Remember, it’s not the size of your swing, it’s how you use it.
  • May your divots be deep and your mulligans be plentiful.
  • Keep calm and tee off.
  • May your balls always land on the green and your drinks always be cold.
  • May your round be filled with birdies, eagles, and lots of laughs.
  • Drive for show, putt for dough.
  • May your shots be as straight as your hairline.
  • May your golf cart always have enough gas and your scorecard always have enough birdies.
  • May your clubs be your best friends and your swing your secret weapon.
  • May your handicap be low and your confidence high.
  • May your drives be as long as your dreams and your putts be as short as your temper.
  • May your game be as smooth as a finely crafted iron.
  • May your golf bag be light and your wallet heavy.
  • May the wind be at your back and the sun on your face.
  • May your chips be crispy and your birdies be aplenty.
  • May your golf balls always find the fairway and your jokes always find the mark.
  • May your round be as refreshing as a cold beer on a hot day.
  • May your putts break like a snake and your drives be as straight as an arrow.
  • May your round be filled with lots of laughs and lots of pars.
  • May your swing be smooth and your balls be plentiful.
  • May your tee shots be long, your approach shots be precise, and your putts be true.
  • May your golf game be as polished as your shoes.
  • May your golf game be as strong as your grip.
  • May your golf balls always find the cup and your spirits always be high.
  • May your swing be as sweet as a well-struck shot.
  • May your golf game be as flawless as your fashion sense.
  • May your golf game be as hot as the weather.
  • May your golf game be as smooth as a good scotch.
  • May your golf game be as strong as your coffee.
  • May your golf game be as strong as your personality.
  • May your golf game be as sharp as your wit.
  • May your golf game be as solid as your handshake.
  • May your golf game be as focused as a laser.
  • May your golf game be as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel.
  • May your golf game be as consistent as the sunrise.
  • May your golf game be as unbreakable as your spirit.
  • May your golf game be as dynamic as your personality.
  • May your golf game be as smooth as a good bourbon.
  • May your golf game be as satisfying as a good meal.
  • May your golf game be as strong as your faith.
  • May your drives be straighter than a ruler.
  • May your putts roll in like a breeze.
  • May your scorecard look like a work of art.
  • May your bunker shots be as smooth as butter.
  • May your golf bag be light and your wallet heavy.
  • May your divots be small and your birdies many.
  • May your swing be as smooth as silk and your balls fly like eagles.
  • May your approach shots land softly on the green like a feather.
  • May your golf game be as refreshing as a cold drink on a hot day.
  • May your drives be long and straight, and your beer be cold and refreshing.
  • May your golf ball find the cup as easily as a moth finds a light.
  • May your golf game be as strong as your grip.
  • May your chips be crispy and your putts be smooth.
  • May your golf game be as effortless as a Sunday afternoon nap.
  • May your golf swing be as natural as breathing.
  • May your golf game be as effortless as a hole-in-one.
  • May your drives be powerful and your putts precise.
  • May your golf game be as easy as falling off a log.
  • May your golf shots be like arrows finding their mark.
  • May your golf game be as sweet as a hole-in-one.
  • May your golf game be as smooth as a well-oiled machine.
  • May your golf ball find the fairway like a needle in a haystack.
  • May your golf game be as steady as a heartbeat.
  • May your golf shots be as accurate as a GPS.
  • May your golf game be as satisfying as a cold beer after a long round.
  • May your golf shots be as true as the North Star.
  • May your golf game be as consistent as the sunrise.
  • May your drives be as powerful as a freight train.
  • May your golf game be as accurate as a sharpshooter.
  • May your golf game be as reliable as a Swiss watch.
  • May your golf shots be as pure as the driven snow.
  • May your golf game be as consistent as a metronome.
  • May your golf game be as strong as a charging bull.
  • May your golf shots be as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel.
  • May your golf game be as effortless as a walk in the park.
  • May your golf game be as effortless as a bird taking flight.
  • May your golf shots be as smooth as a river flowing.
  • May your golf game be as strong as an ox.
  • May your golf shots be as soft as a whisper.
  • May your golf game be as reliable as the sunrise.
  • May your golf game be as consistent as a drumbeat.
  • May your golf shots be as strong as a lion’s roar.
  • May your golf game be as effortless as a summer breeze.
  • May your golf game be as steady as a rock.
  • May your golf shots be as precise as a laser beam.
  • May your golf game be as consistent as the seasons.
  • May your golf game be as strong as a raging river.
  • May your golf shots be as smooth as silk.
  • May your golf game be as reliable as a compass.
  • May your golf game be as good as your post-game beer.
  • Wishing you all the luck of a four-leaf clover and a hole-in-one!
  • May your golf balls always find the fairway and your putts always find the bottom of the cup.

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