Funny Craft Sayings

1. I’m not addicted to crafting, I’m just dedicated.
2. Crafting: because sometimes glue and glitter are the only solutions.
3. Crafting is my superpower.
4. I have a crafting problem and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
5. Crafting is cheaper than therapy.
6. Crafting: when you need to take a break from adulting.
7. I’m not a hoarder, I’m a crafter.
8. I’m not lazy, I’m just in a crafting coma.
9. Crafting is my happy place.
10. Crafting is like meditation, except you get to glue stuff.
11. I’m not procrastinating, I’m just preparing to craft.
12. I can’t adult today, I need to craft.
13. I’m a crafting ninja, watch me glue.
14. Crafting is my cardio.
15. I don’t always craft, but when I do, I make a mess.
16. Life is short, buy the craft supplies.
17. I’m not a perfectionist, I’m just a crafter.
18. Crafting is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
19. I don’t always have a plan, but when I craft, things usually turn out okay.
20. Crafting is my therapy, my stress relief, and my happy place all in one.
21. Crafting: because who needs a social life when you have a glue gun?
22. I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m busy crafting.
23. I never met a craft project I didn’t like.
24. Crafting is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
25. Crafting is my passion, my purpose, and my pastime.
26. I’m not weird, I’m just a crafter.
27. Crafting is my way of showing love.
28. I have a crafting addiction and I’m not ashamed to say it.
29. Crafting is my anti-depressant.
30. Crafting is not a phase, it’s a lifestyle.
31. I’m not lazy, I’m just in a crafting trance.
32. Crafting is my happy hour.
33. I’m not a hoarder, I’m a collector of craft supplies.
34. Crafting: because sometimes you just need to make something with your hands.
35. Crafting is my escape from reality.
36. I don’t always know what I’m doing, but that’s okay because I’m crafting.
37. Crafting is my creative outlet.
38. I’m not a craftaholic, I’m just enthusiastic.
39. Crafting is my way of expressing myself.
40. I’m not crazy, I’m just passionate about crafting.
41. Crafting: where hot glue guns are the new black.
42. I don’t always have a plan, but I always have a glue gun.
43. Crafting is my favorite form of therapy.
44. I’m not addicted to crafting, I’m just committed.
45. Crafting is my way of making the world a more beautiful place.
46. I’m not messy, I’m just in the middle of a crafting project.
47. Crafting: when you need to take a break from reality and make something cute.
48. I never met a crafting tool I didn’t like.
49. Crafting is my favorite form of self-care.
50. Crafting is cheaper than therapy (most of the time).
51. The messier the craft, the more fun it was.
52. I’m not messy, I’m just creatively chaotic.
53. I don’t always finish my crafts, but when I do, it’s a miracle.
54. Crafting is like a good workout for your creativity muscles.
55. If at first, you don’t succeed, craft, craft again.
56. I craft so I don’t strangle people.
57. Crafting is my happy place.
58. I’m not addicted to crafting, I just can’t stop.
59. My husband/wife thinks I’m hoarding craft supplies, but I’m just being prepared.
60. I’m not a hoarder, I’m a crafter.
61. A messy crafter is just a clean crafter in disguise.
62. Crafting is not a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
63. I could stop crafting, but I’m not a quitter.
64. Crafting is like meditation, but with glue and glitter.
65. I craft, therefore I am (happy).
66. Crafting is my superpower.
67. The best ideas come to me while I’m crafting.
68. Crafting: the only time I’m truly in my happy place.
69. I may be a crafter, but I’m not a perfectionist.
70. Crafting: the perfect excuse to drink wine before 5 PM.
71. Crafting is my cardio.
72. My craft room is my sanctuary.
73. I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just letting my craft ideas marinate.
74. I don’t need therapy, I need more craft supplies.
75. Crafting is not a hobby, it’s a love affair.
76. Crafting is like a puzzle, but without the frustration.
77. Crafting: turning hot glue and fabric into magic.
78. Crafting is not just for kids, it’s for adults who refuse to grow up.
79. I don’t have a problem, I have a craft room.
80. Crafting: where creativity meets chaos.
81. I’m not a pack rat, I’m a crafter with a vision.
82. Crafting is the best way to procrastinate productively.
83. I craft because punching people is frowned upon.
84. Crafting: the perfect way to avoid doing laundry.
85. Crafting is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life.
86. I don’t need a therapist, I need more yarn.
87. Crafting: where I can be messy and creative without judgment.
88. I don’t always know what I’m doing, but I’m always having fun crafting.
89. Crafting is like a warm hug for your soul.
90. Crafting is not just about making things, it’s about making memories.
91. I’m not bossy, I’m just a crafty leader.
92. Crafting is not a hobby, it’s a passion.
93. I may not have it all together, but my craft supplies do.
94. Crafting is the perfect way to spend a rainy day.
95. I craft, therefore I am (crafty).
96. My craft room is my happy place.
97. Crafting: where creativity meets caffeine.
98. I don’t need a million dollars, I just need more craft supplies.
99. Crafting is like therapy, but with scissors and glue.
100. Crafting is cheaper than therapy, and you get to keep the results!

Funny Craft Sayings part 2