- Cabs are here!
- GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry
- T-shirt time!
- T-shirt time, T-shirt time, it’s party time!
- Grenades!
- I’m the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet
- The situation is always under control
- It’s T-shirt time somewhere
- I’m done, bitches!
- I’m not just any chick, I’m Sammi Sweetheart!
- The shirt before the shirt
- Oh yeah, yeah!
- Gorilla!
- Cab’s heeere!
- I’m a blast in a glass!
- I have a great personality, and I have great hair
- I’m not a lesbian, I just love Vinny
- I never fall in love at the Jersey Shore
- I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip his head off
- I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much
- The duck phone!
- I love my boobies
- Party’s here!
- Come at the king, you best not miss
- You can hate me all you want, but you know you want to be me
- I’m not fat, I’m just well-fed
- I’m not a Guidette, I’m a guidette
- Do I look like I eat ham?
- I got the eye of the tiger
- I’m a good time, not a long time
- I’m like a sour patch kid, sour then sweet
- I’m not looking for a relationship, I’m looking for a good time
- I’m not gonna lie, I’m a blast in a glass
- I’m not single, I’m on the prowl
- I’m like a blast in a shot glass
- I’m like a dirty little hamster
- I don’t like to eat alone
- I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.
- I’m like a bird, I only fly away
- I’m the MVP of the Jersey Shore, bro!
- Cabs are here!
- Gym, tan, laundry
- It’s T-shirt time!
- Grenades and landmines
- MVP: Most Valuable Prankster
- The Situation: The only thing he’s ever solved is how to get his abs to look like that
- I’m not just the queen of Poughkeepsie, I’m the queen of the boardwalk
- Sunday dinners with the family, Italian style
- You can hate on me all you want, but I’m still gonna do me
- If you’re not DTF, then GTFO
- It’s not about the hair gel, it’s about the confidence
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a firework
- I don’t wear underwear, because I like to be free
- I’m not trying to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, I’m just trying to have a good time
- I’m not a stalker, I’m a detective of love
- Ronnie, stop being Ron Ron Juice and start being Ron Ron Responsible
- I’m not trashy, I just have a different style
- T-shirt time is the best time
- I’m not crazy, I’m just passionate
- The Jersey Shore isn’t a place, it’s a state of mind
- I’m not a meatball, I’m a meatball princess
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a love missile
- I may be small, but I pack a punch
- I’m not a liar, I’m just a storyteller
- I’m not a caboose, I’m the conductor of the hot mess express
- I’m not a diva, I’m a reality star
- I’m not a trash bag, I’m a garbage can
- I’m not a prankster, I’m a genius
- I’m not a stalker, I’m just in love with love
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a bombshell
- I’m not a snooki, I’m a Nicole
- I’m not a follower, I’m a leader of the guidos
- I’m not a psycho, I’m just passionate
- I’m not a grenade, I’m a pinup girl
- I’m not a dog, I’m a bitch
- I’m not a trainwreck, I’m just living my best life
- I’m not a hater, I’m just a truth teller
- I’m not a one-night stand, I’m a lifetime of memories
- I’m not a hooker, I’m a hot mess
- I’m not a wannabe, I’m a real guido
- I’m not a drama queen, I’m just misunderstood
- I’m not a dumb blonde, I’m a smart-ass
- I’m not a mess, I’m just a masterpiece in progress
- I’m not a slut, I’m just comfortable with my sexuality
- I’m not a pushover, I’m just easygoing
- I’m not a party girl, I’m a party queen
- GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry.
- Cabs are here!
- T-shirt time!
- It’s T-shirt time somewhere.
- I’m not a grenade!
- The shirt before the shirt.
- Sunday dinner, family, and the Jersey Shore, it’s a way of life.
- I’m a blast in a glass.
- Grenade-free since ’93.
- Gym and tanning, it’s my therapy.
- Twinning!
- Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
- Spiral squad!
- I’m not trashy, I just know how to have fun.
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