Bathroom Sayings

1. Wash your hands, ya filthy animal
2. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
3. Get naked, we have soap
4. Please leave this toilet as you would wish to find it
5. This is where I do my best thinking
6. Welcome to our little slice of heaven
7. Don’t forget to flush, it’s contagious
8. If you don’t like the smell, don’t breathe
9. Changing the toilet paper roll will not cause brain damage
10. We aim to keep this bathroom clean, your aim will help
11. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
12. If you have to sit, we ask that you sit and stay awhile
13. Please keep this bathroom tidy, your mother doesn’t work here
14. Soap is to the body what laughter is to the soul
15. Wash your hands and say your prayers, because germs and Jesus are everywhere
16. Welcome to the throne room
17. This bathroom is maintained for your convenience, not your amusement
18. Leave the bathroom cleaner than you found it
19. If you’re a man, stand closer, it’s shorter than you think
20. We don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in our pool
21. Enjoy your visit, but don’t linger too long
22. If it smells bad, it’s probably your fault
23. Happiness is a long, hot shower
24. Cleanliness is next to godliness
25. Don’t forget to wash your hands and your sins away
26. Toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees, so use it wisely
27. This bathroom is for customers only, violators will be flushed
28. Gentlemen, aim to please
29. Wash, rinse, repeat
30. No job is finished until the paperwork is done
31. Keep calm and potty on
32. Germophobes unite
33. You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep
34. Please leave the seat down for the next guy
35. To pee or not to pee, that is the question
36. The toilet is not a trash can
37. If at first you don’t succeed, flush, flush again
38. Caution, wet floor ahead
39. Sorry, no reading material provided
40. Good things come to those who wait
41. No dumping allowed
42. Out of order, but not out of service
43. Clean hands, clean heart
44. Flushing is caring
45. Please wash your hands before returning to reality
46. Keep it classy, not sassy
47. If you’re not sitting, you’re not cleaning
48. Wash away your troubles with some soap and water
49. Smile, you’re on camera
50. No talking on your cell phone in the bathroom
51. Wash your hands and say your prayers, because germs and Jesus are everywhere.
52. Bathroom rules: if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
53. Lather, rinse, repeat.
54. You never know what you have until you clean your bathroom.
55. Sorry for the convenience.
56. A clean bathroom is a happy bathroom.
57. Wash away your troubles with some bubbles.
58. The toilet paper goes over, not under.
59. So fresh, so clean.
60. Wipe it real good.
61. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
62. Happiness is a long, hot shower.
63. Wash your hands and avoid a date with the doctor.
64. Keep calm and flush on.
65. We aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help. Stand closer, it’s shorter than you think.
66. No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
67. The best ideas come to us on the toilet.
68. Always flush twice. It’s a long way to the kitchen.
69. The bathroom is a place of comfort and reflection.
70. This is not a restroom. It’s a meditation room.
71. Let’s get this crap over with.
72. A good poop is worth its weight in gold.
73. Don’t forget to floss.
74. If you can read this, you’re standing too close.
75. May your aim be as true as your heart.
76. The throne is always waiting for its king.
77. A dirty bathroom is the devil’s playground.
78. A little soap and water can do wonders.
79. When in doubt, take a bath.
80. A day without a shower is a day wasted.
81. Happiness is a warm toilet seat.
82. The bathroom is the perfect place for a sing-a-long.
83. The world is your oyster, but the bathroom is your sanctuary.
84. Leave your troubles at the door and take a bubble bath.
85. Cleanliness is next to bathroom etiquette.
86. You’re never fully dressed without a smile and a clean bathroom.
87. Please don’t use the towels to clean up the floor.
88. Please don’t feed the toilets.
89. Wash your hands like you’re trying to wash off your sins.
90. If you’re not clean, you’re dirty.
91. Wash, rinse, and repeat until you’re squeaky clean.
92. Life is too short to have a dirty bathroom.
93. A good bathroom is like a good friend. Always there when you need it.
94. A clean bathroom is a reflection of a clean mind.
95. Keep calm and wash your hands.
96. The bathroom is a sacred space, treat it with respect.
97. If you make a mess, please clean it up.
98. Bathroom rules: if it smells bad, spray it; if it’s wet, wipe it; if it’s dirty, clean it; if it’s empty, refill it.
99. A good bathroom makes for a happy home.
100. Don’t let the bathroom get the best of you, flush your worries away.

Bathroom Sayings part 2