I’m not just a lawman; I’m a force of nature!
Justice has a new name, and it’s Buford T.!
A slow car chase is still a chase!
You can’t outrun the law, especially in a pickup!
In my world, the only speed limit is my temper!
Every road leads to justice, even the bumpy ones!
You mess with the best, you get the Buford!
I don’t need a reason to chase; it’s my job and my passion!
Justice is served hot and fresh-like my coffee!
Ill catch you if it takes all night and a few donuts!
They say patience is a virtue, but so is a good tailgate!
No one escapes the long arm of Buford!
When it comes to justice, speed is overrated, but persistence isn’t!
I dont do speed limits; I enforce them!
The only thing scarier than a speeding ticket is Buford T. Justice!
I’ve got a badge, a hat, and a never-ending quest for order!
Chasing criminals is my cardio of choice!
Some call it reckless; I call it dedicated law enforcement!
Justice always finds its way, even if I have to push it!
Don’t underestimate the power of a determined lawman!
I may be slow, but I’m never absent!
Order may be chaos to some, but to me, it’s just a job!
The road is long, but justice never sleeps!
When life gives you a downpour, get in that patrol car!
If you’re running from the law, you better run fast!
I’m here to serve and protect-with a side of humor!
You cant hide from Buford, but good luck trying!
Speed is just a suggestion when you’re on the enforcement beat!
Justice may be blind, but Ive got a clear vision!
Wherever there’s trouble, you’ll find Buford T.!
I was born to chase, not to yield!
You’re never alone when you’re chased by Buford T. Justice!
Justice doesnt take a breather, and neither do I!
I may not have a crystal ball, but I see the justice coming!
When in doubt, hit the gas and chase it out!
Life is like a chase; you never know who youll catch!
Every call is a chance to uphold the law-lets roll!
If its your run, its my job to cut it short!
There’s a fine line between pursuit and camaraderie!
You can’t spell justice without just-and I’m just about to get you!
Every road is a racetrack when youre in pursuit!
You break the law, I break my limits!
Chasing down criminals keeps my heart racing!
Make way for Buford T.; justice is pulling up!
Some see chaos; I see a career opportunity!
Tag your car, youre it-justice edition!
When the going gets tough, the tough drive faster!
Justice is a journey, and I’m the driver!
I’m the sheriff of speed and the king of the chase!
In the game of law, Buford T. always rolls the dice!
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