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Wise and Humorous Quotes from Buford T. Justice

I’m not just a lawman; I’m a force of nature!

Justice has a new name, and it’s Buford T.!

A slow car chase is still a chase!

You can’t outrun the law, especially in a pickup!

In my world, the only speed limit is my temper!

Every road leads to justice, even the bumpy ones!

You mess with the best, you get the Buford!

I don’t need a reason to chase; it’s my job and my passion!

Justice is served hot and fresh-like my coffee!

I’ll catch you if it takes all night and a few donuts!

They say patience is a virtue, but so is a good tailgate!

No one escapes the long arm of Buford!

When it comes to justice, speed is overrated, but persistence isn’t!

I don’t do speed limits; I enforce them!

The only thing scarier than a speeding ticket is Buford T. Justice!

I’ve got a badge, a hat, and a never-ending quest for order!

Chasing criminals is my cardio of choice!

Some call it reckless; I call it dedicated law enforcement!

Justice always finds its way, even if I have to push it!

Don’t underestimate the power of a determined lawman!

I may be slow, but I’m never absent!

Order may be chaos to some, but to me, it’s just a job!

The road is long, but justice never sleeps!

When life gives you a downpour, get in that patrol car!

If you’re running from the law, you better run fast!

I’m here to serve and protect-with a side of humor!

You can’t hide from Buford, but good luck trying!

Speed is just a suggestion when you’re on the enforcement beat!

Justice may be blind, but I’ve got a clear vision!

Wherever there’s trouble, you’ll find Buford T.!

I was born to chase, not to yield!

You’re never alone when you’re chased by Buford T. Justice!

Justice doesn’t take a breather, and neither do I!

I may not have a crystal ball, but I see the justice coming!

When in doubt, hit the gas and chase it out!

Life is like a chase; you never know who you’ll catch!

Every call is a chance to uphold the law-let’s roll!

If it’s your run, it’s my job to cut it short!

There’s a fine line between pursuit and camaraderie!

You can’t spell ‘justice’ without ‘just’-and I’m just about to get you!

Every road is a racetrack when you’re in pursuit!

You break the law, I break my limits!

Chasing down criminals keeps my heart racing!

Make way for Buford T.; justice is pulling up!

Some see chaos; I see a career opportunity!

Tag your car, you’re it-justice edition!

When the going gets tough, the tough drive faster!

Justice is a journey, and I’m the driver!

I’m the sheriff of speed and the king of the chase!

In the game of law, Buford T. always rolls the dice!

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