Vizzini Quotes – Inspiring Words from The Princess Bride


You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

Never get involved in a land war in Asia!

You’ve made me happy in my pants!

I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains!

Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!

You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen!

I’m swamped, I’ve got no room for dilly-dallying!

You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.

Nobody’s a nobody. I’m going to be a somebody. I already am.

I’m the greatest genius that ever lived.

I love the way your brain tickles mine.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

I’m not a miracle worker, I’m a cheese dip with a deadly brain.

I fight only to win. Only when winning is the only thing can a warrior call himself a warrior.

Failure has a way of teaching you things that success never could.

Life is full of second chances, you just need to seize them when they come.

Sometimes the most unexpected things can lead to the greatest triumphs.

True strength lies not in physical power, but in the ability to outsmart your opponents.

The mind is a powerful weapon if you know how to use it.

Don’t underestimate the power of determination.

Sometimes the greatest victories come from the smallest battles.

Vengeance can be a sweet reward, but it’s best served cold.

The strongest bonds are often forged in the face of adversity.

Fear can only hold you back if you let it.

There’s always a way out, you just need to think outside the box.

It’s not about the destination, but the journey that matters.

You can never truly know someone’s intentions, so always trust your instincts.

Heroes are made, not born.

The world is full of wonders, you just need to open your eyes to see them.

Never let fear dictate your actions, let courage guide you instead.

Sometimes you have to take risks to achieve greatness.

Dreams only become reality when you have the courage to pursue them.

The greatest power is not in physical strength, but in the strength of character.

It’s better to be a fool for a moment than to be a fool for a lifetime.

Life is too short to waste on regret, so live each day to the fullest.

You can’t change the past, but you can shape the future.

Believe in yourself, for that is the first step towards success.

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