I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing parkour.
Edward, your glittery skin is blinding me with fashion.
Bella, forget about vampires, have you tried online dating?
Who needs a vampire boyfriend when you have Netflix?
Alice, I think I’ll join your Cullens Anonymous group for people obsessed with vampires.
If Bella can date a vampire, I can date a unicorn.
Edward, can you write a song about how much you love sunscreen?
Jacob, I’m Team Pizza because it never hurts me emotionally.
Bella, you’re not a klutz, you’re a professional gravitational challenge taker.
Edward, sparkle like a disco ball, not like a vampire in sunlight.
The only cold one I want in my life is ice cream, not a vampire.
Jacob, if you were a werewolf emoji, I’d use you to spice up my texts.
Bella, instead of a vampire, can I have a pet dragon as a boyfriend?
Edward, can you give me some tips for growing glittery skin?
Jacob, I see you’re not only good at running with wolves, but also with the bulls in Pamplona.
Bella, forget about vampires, let’s start a club for people who are afraid of sunshine.
Edward, can we trade our sparkling skills? I want to glow like Edward Cullen.
Jacob, you can howl at the moon, but can you dance the Macarena?
Bella, I think you should join the Olympic team for tripping and falling.
Edward, any tips for hiding from the sun? I’m allergic to sunlight.
Jacob, you’re not just hot because you’re a werewolf, you’re genuinely attractive.
Bella, instead of choosing between Edward and Jacob, can I have both and start a sandwich shop?
Edward, have you ever considered launching a line of vampire-friendly sunscreen?
Jacob, you’re as loyal as a dog. Can you fetch my slippers too?
Bella, instead of dating a vampire, why not find a partner who never complains about food?
Edward, I think you should open a disco club called ‘Twilight Sparkles’.
Jacob, if you were a superhero, would your power be ‘super strong abs’?
Bella, instead of being torn between Edward and Jacob, can you just choose pizza?
Edward, do you mind if I use your glittery skin as a makeup highlighter?
Jacob, can you teach me your hair care secrets? Your locks are werewolf level fabulous.
Bella, instead of a vampire, let’s find you a boyfriend who can carry you without breaking his back.
Edward, have you ever tried sunscreen that smells like apples?
Jacob, your abs are so impressive that I bet they have their own fan club.
Bella, instead of a vampire, can you find a boyfriend who likes to binge-watch Netflix?
Edward, you should star in a vampire-themed dating show called ‘Datelight’.
Jacob, does your fur have a stylist? It’s always on point.
Bella, instead of a vampire boyfriend, have you considered having a pet unicorn?
Edward, instead of sparkling, have you ever considered releasing your own line of disco balls?
Jacob, you’re like a one-man crash course in howling at the moon.
Bella, instead of dating a vampire, can you find someone who won’t ditch you at prom?
Edward, your sparkling skin should be considered a national treasure.
Jacob, have you ever thought about starting a boy band with your werewolf friends?
Bella, instead of vampires, can you find a guy who doesn’t vanish into thin air?
Edward, can you teach me how to get that perfect shiny vampire hair?
Jacob, instead of being a werewolf, can you become a professional bodybuilder? Your muscles are magical.
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