Procrastination: because tomorrow is always a better day to start.
Failure is just a stepping stone on the road to mediocrity.
Don’t follow your dreams, follow Netflix instead.
Why do today what you can put off until next week?
Overthinking: because making a simple decision is overrated.
Opportunity knocks, but procrastination answers the door.
Why aim for the stars when you can settle for the lowest hanging fruit?
Experience: the best way to make the same mistakes over and over again.
Success is overrated; have you tried mediocrity?
The only constant in life is disappointment.
Pro tip: never try, never fail.
Why put in effort when you can just complain about it?
Dream big, but wake up to reality.
The glass is half empty, and it’s leaking.
Why be productive when you can be unproductive instead?
Work hard, fail harder.
Perfection is an illusion, just like motivation.
Procrastination: the art of doing nothing, while feeling busy.
Thinking about success is much easier than actually achieving it.
Why make progress when you can make excuses?
The only thing worse than failure is trying.
If at first you don’t succeed, maybe you should stop trying.
Mistakes are the only consistent thing in life.
You can’t fail if you never try.
Life: the only game where losing is the only option.
Success is for the overachievers, mediocrity is for the realists.
Procrastination: because time is meant to be wasted.
Why be a go-getter when you can be a go-slower?
The only purpose of motivation is to stay comfortable in your misery.
What’s the point of being great when average is good enough?
Failure is just an opportunity to give up.
Success: the pursuit of other people’s expectations.
Life is a series of disappointments; get used to it.
The only limit to your potential is your lack of drive.
Don’t set goals; it’s easier to be disappointed that way.
Excuses: the currency of the underachiever.
Why try when you can just imagine success?
Talent is overrated; mediocrity is underrated.
The only thing worse than failure is trying and failing.
Passion is overrated; apathy is the real key to happiness.
Why put in effort when you can complain about the lack of it?
Mistakes are the fertilizer for future failure.
The only thing that lasts longer than failure is regret.
Why strive for greatness when mediocrity is so comfortable?
Procrastination: because life is just too short to be productive.
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