Spinal Tap Quotes

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

I’m just as God made me, sir.

These go to eleven.

Have a good time… all the time.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’.

I’m a pretty good drummer…for a girl.

Listen, you don’t take this music into the realm of the physical.

You can’t really dust for vomit.

Just because their drummer exploded doesn’t mean we suck.

I wasn’t worried. I knew he’d keep the show going somehow.

It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

How can you leave me standing, alone in a world that’s so cold?

The Boston gig has been canceled…sorry.

I don’t play bass. I mean, I do, but I play guitar…sort of.

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.

What’s wrong with being sexy?

The past is over.

Do you know what I used to do before I got arrested? No. Neither do I.

I think that’s the image we like to cultivate – you know, leather jackets, big hair, limousines.

This amplifier goes up to infinity.

Bogus! That Van Halen guy ain’t no Eddie Van Halen.

I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn’t believe anything.

You’re a nice guy. I say let’s get the drummer some pills and let’s get this band going.

In a sense, we’re all winners here tonight. But if we had to pick one, we picked ourselves.

Mach is like cheese. Or God. It’s everywhere.

If we sell out, it’ll be to ourselves, man.

Well, this one goes out to all the beautiful ladies in the audience.

I’m an artist. I don’t have to explain anything.

I’ve never made a grand piano explode on stage before. It was a first.

The art of being a rock star is intoxicating.

Sometimes it’s hard to know where the music ends and I begin.

I don’t think the book really captures us. I mean, we’re very animated.

It’s a well-known fact, the finest piece of ass in the world is tied to a tuba.

Everybody leave the stage except you two drummers.

No one knows who they were, or what they were doing…

I’ve got no credibility here. Five years ago, I was a washout. Vince Fontaine told me I was pumping gas for a living.

Can I raise a practical question at this point?

I believe almost everything I read.

There is no ’12’ on this amp, so don’t turn it up to

Just turn it up to 11.

Sometimes when you’re a man, you wear stretchy pants.

We may be getting old, but we’re not stopping.

If it feels good, do it, and if it feels better, do it again.

What’s happening with bass? I think it’s coming along very well. I don’t mean with the music. I mean, what’s happening with the bass?

The sweetest thing you ever heard.

Rock and roll is a vicious game.

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