Sister Michael Quotes

I can’t be responsible for your poor life choices, but I can offer some snarky commentary along the way.

If I had a dollar for every time I rolled my eyes at someone, I would be a wealthy nun.

Life is too short to take everything so seriously. Laugh a little, even if it’s at someone else’s expense.

Excuse me while I channel my inner Mother Superior and give you a piece of my mind.

I may dress like a nun, but don’t be fooled, I have a wicked sense of humor.

Being holy doesn’t mean I have to be boring; I’m a nun with a sassy side.

If swearing is a sin, then my confessions must be epic.

I may be a sister, but I’m not here to sugarcoat the truth. Brace yourself.

My sarcasm knows no bounds. It’s a gift from the heavens, really.

Being a nun doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun. Life is meant to be enjoyed, after all.

I may be dressed in black and white, but my words are anything but boring.

If ignorance is bliss, then I’m the happiest nun you’ll ever meet.

No one has the power to dim my shine; I radiate sass and sarcasm wherever I go.

I may be a sister, but my filter is as thin as a veil.

Don’t underestimate the power of a nun with attitude. I can be your worst nightmare or your best friend.

If laughter is the best medicine, then I’m the world’s most infectious nun.

I apologize in advance for any offense caused. Just kidding, I don’t apologize.

Life is too short to waste precious moments on dull conversations. Bring on the sarcasm!

I didn’t choose the nun life; the nun life chose me, and my witty comebacks.

Being a sister doesn’t mean I have to be saintly. I embrace my inner rebel with every sarcastic remark.

If speaking my mind makes me a bad nun, then I’m the best bad nun you’ll ever meet.

I may have taken a vow of obedience, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

The Lord works in mysterious ways, but my sarcasm is pretty straightforward.

Blessed are the quick-witted, for they shall inherit the earth’s best comebacks.

If you can’t handle a little sass, then you’re in the wrong pew, my friend.

My faith is strong, but my sarcasm is stronger.

May the Lord forgive me for my sharp tongue, but I can’t make any promises.

I may wear a habit, but it doesn’t hide the fact that I’m quick with a sarcastic remark.

I’m a nun on a mission: to spread sarcastic enlightenment to the masses.

I’ve got a black belt in sarcasm, and I’m not afraid to use it.

Don’t mess with a nun who knows how to deliver a perfectly timed insult.

If brains were rain, my sarcasm would be a hurricane.

Some people pray for patience; I pray for wit sharp enough to handle idiots.

Being a sister is like being a superhero: we both have the power of sarcasm and saving souls.

I’m just here to judge you silently and maybe throw in a witty comment or two.

Don’t mistake my habit for naivety. I see through your BS, and I’m not afraid to call you out.

I’m a nun, not a saint. Mistakes are part of being human, even for nuns with a biting sense of humor.

Worshipping in church doesn’t mean I can’t unleash my inner snark outside those walls.

They say the truth hurts, but it’s even worse when it’s delivered with a side of sarcasm.

Life as a sister may be full of prayers, but it’s also full of quick comebacks and witty banter.

The Catholic confession booth couldn’t handle the number of sarcastic comments I have to unload.

They say laughter is contagious, which makes me the ultimate spreader of joy and sarcasm.

My love for God is matched only by my love for a well-placed sarcastic remark.

If I had to choose between being holy and being hilarious, I’d choose both. Who says nuns can’t have it all?

I may wear a habit, but there’s nothing holy about my sense of humor. Prepare to be roasted.