Sayings Funny Signs For Home

1. “I have a kitchen because it came with the house.”
2. “Welcome to our humble abode, where the laundry is never done.”
3. “I clean so well that I could start my own maid service… if only I felt like it.”
4. “This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of coffee.”
5. “Home is where the Wi-Fi is weak and the connection doesn’t matter.”
6. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
7. “If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.”
8. “Please excuse the mess, we’re making memories.”
9. “My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.”
10. “The dog lives here, you’re just a visitor.”
11. “Please do not feed the animals (my kids).”
12. “The dishes are looking at me dirty again.”
13. “Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.”
14. “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
15. “I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.”
16. “Home sweet home, but a little louder and a lot crazier.”
17. “This is not a drill, the coffee is almost gone.”
18. “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
19. “This house is protected by the good Lord and a gun. You might meet them both if you come in uninvited.”
20. “The bathroom is the only place I can go and not hear any noise.”
21. “The house was clean yesterday, I swear.”
22. “I never finish anything, so I’m surrounded by a lot of half-assed stuff.”
23. “Excuse the mess, we live here.”
24. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”
25. “Happiness is a kitchen full of family and food.”
26. “Beware of dog hair, it’s the new glitter.”
27. “This is our happy place, where chaos reigns and memories are made.”
28. “I always cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.”
29. “This is a house of love, laughter, and laundry.”
30. “Please seat yourself and stay awhile.”
31. “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”
32. “We interrupt this marriage to bring you hockey season.”
33. “I love you to the fridge and back.”
34. “Our house is clean enough to be healthy, but messy enough to be happy.”
35. “Do not disturb, I’m already disturbed enough.”
36. “Our house is lived in, it’s not a showroom.”
37. “You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it sure helps.”
38. “The only thing better than a good neighbor is a quiet one.”
39. “My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it.”
40. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
41. “We don’t keep calm, we raise boys.”
42. “May your coffee be strong and your toddler be quiet.”
43. “Please remove your shoes, the dog needs something to chew on.”
44. “Laundry today or naked tomorrow.”
45. “Home is where the pants aren’t.”
46. “The kitchen is the heart of the home, but the wine cellar is the soul.”
47. “This house is full of love, laughter, and a lot of loud music.”
48. Don’t make me use my mom voice.
49. “Home is where the bra comes off and the sweatpants go on.”
50. “”Laundry room: Drop your pants here.”
51. “My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it.”
52. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
53. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
54. “Welcome to our perfect chaos.”
55. “Please excuse the mess, we live here.”
56. “Life is short, lick the bowl.”
57. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
58. “I may be a morning person, but I’m not a people person.”
59. “Laundry: the never-ending cycle of life.”
60. “Happiness is a well-stocked fridge.”
61. “Don’t make me come to the naughty corner.”
62. “I can’t adult today, please don’t make me.”
63. “Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.”
64. “I’m not yelling, I’m just talking loudly.”
65. “Do not disturb, I’m already disturbed enough.”
66. “Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
67. “Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.”
68. “A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.”
69. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…again.”
70. “I’m not sure if I’m holding the coffee or the coffee is holding me.”
71. “I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.”
72. “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”
73. “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
74. “This kitchen is for dancing, not just cooking.”
75. “Home sweet home…until the kids come home.”
76. “Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
77. “I don’t need Google, my wife/husband knows everything.”
78. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
79. “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
80. “Be careful what you wish for, it might be laundry.”
81. “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
82. “I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
83. “I’m not a morning person, but coffee helps.”
84. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about being right.”
85. “Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.”
86. “I’m not sure if I’m adulting correctly, but at least I’m trying.”
87. “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my daydreams.”
88. “The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with chocolate.”
89. “My house isn’t messy, it’s just well lived in.”
90. “I’m not always right, but when I am, it’s usually all the time.”
91. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m prioritizing my to-do list.”
92. “I’m not bossy, I’m just better at making decisions.”
93. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without caffeine.”
94. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right for the third time.”
95. “My idea of cleaning is putting things away where they belong…eventually.”
96. “I don’t need a therapist, I have a glass of wine.”
97. “I’m not lazy, I’m just energy efficient.”
98. “I’m not drunk, I’m just dancing.”
99. “I’m not arguing, I’m just stating the obvious.”
100. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

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