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- “I have a kitchen because it came with the house.”
- “Welcome to our humble abode, where the laundry is never done.”
- “I clean so well that I could start my own maid service… if only I felt like it.”
- “This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of coffee.”
- “Home is where the Wi-Fi is weak and the connection doesn’t matter.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.”
- “Please excuse the mess, we’re making memories.”
- “My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.”
- “The dog lives here, you’re just a visitor.”
- “Please do not feed the animals (my kids).”
- “The dishes are looking at me dirty again.”
- “Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.”
- “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
- “I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge.”
- “Home sweet home, but a little louder and a lot crazier.”
- “This is not a drill, the coffee is almost gone.”
- “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
- “This house is protected by the good Lord and a gun. You might meet them both if you come in uninvited.”
- “The bathroom is the only place I can go and not hear any noise.”
- “The house was clean yesterday, I swear.”
- “I never finish anything, so I’m surrounded by a lot of half-assed stuff.”
- “Excuse the mess, we live here.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”
- “Happiness is a kitchen full of family and food.”
- “Beware of dog hair, it’s the new glitter.”
- “This is our happy place, where chaos reigns and memories are made.”
- “I always cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.”
- “This is a house of love, laughter, and laundry.”
- “Please seat yourself and stay awhile.”
- “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”
- “We interrupt this marriage to bring you hockey season.”
- “I love you to the fridge and back.”
- “Our house is clean enough to be healthy, but messy enough to be happy.”
- “Do not disturb, I’m already disturbed enough.”
- “Our house is lived in, it’s not a showroom.”
- “You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it sure helps.”
- “The only thing better than a good neighbor is a quiet one.”
- “My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “We don’t keep calm, we raise boys.”
- “May your coffee be strong and your toddler be quiet.”
- “Please remove your shoes, the dog needs something to chew on.”
- “Laundry today or naked tomorrow.”
- “Home is where the pants aren’t.”
- “The kitchen is the heart of the home, but the wine cellar is the soul.”
- “This house is full of love, laughter, and a lot of loud music.”
- Don’t make me use my mom voice.
- “Home is where the bra comes off and the sweatpants go on.”
- “”Laundry room: Drop your pants here.”
- “My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”
- “Welcome to our perfect chaos.”
- “Please excuse the mess, we live here.”
- “Life is short, lick the bowl.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion.”
- “I may be a morning person, but I’m not a people person.”
- “Laundry: the never-ending cycle of life.”
- “Happiness is a well-stocked fridge.”
- “Don’t make me come to the naughty corner.”
- “I can’t adult today, please don’t make me.”
- “Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.”
- “I’m not yelling, I’m just talking loudly.”
- “Do not disturb, I’m already disturbed enough.”
- “Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
- “Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.”
- “A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…again.”
- “I’m not sure if I’m holding the coffee or the coffee is holding me.”
- “I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.”
- “I can’t adult today, I need a nap.”
- “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
- “This kitchen is for dancing, not just cooking.”
- “Home sweet home…until the kids come home.”
- “Excuse the mess, but we live here.”
- “I don’t need Google, my wife/husband knows everything.”
- “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
- “A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
- “Be careful what you wish for, it might be laundry.”
- “I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”
- “I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
- “I’m not a morning person, but coffee helps.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about being right.”
- “Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.”
- “I’m not sure if I’m adulting correctly, but at least I’m trying.”
- “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my daydreams.”
- “The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with chocolate.”
- “My house isn’t messy, it’s just well lived in.”
- “I’m not always right, but when I am, it’s usually all the time.”
- “I’m not procrastinating, I’m prioritizing my to-do list.”
- “I’m not bossy, I’m just better at making decisions.”
- “I don’t have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without caffeine.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right for the third time.”
- “My idea of cleaning is putting things away where they belong…eventually.”
- “I don’t need a therapist, I have a glass of wine.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just energy efficient.”
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just dancing.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just stating the obvious.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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