It just goes to show, it’s always something!
I always keep a positive attitude, because laughter is the best medicine!
Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s probably gonna be messy!
I don’t need an alarm clock in the morning, my hair is my own personal rooster!
Some people say I’ve got a big mouth, but I just like to think of it as having a lot to say!
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party!
I tried exercising once, but I quickly realized that sweating just isn’t my cup of tea!
I’ve got news for you; if you think your life is crazy, you haven’t met my family!
You know what they say, laughter is contagious. So go ahead, infect someone with a smile!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but let’s be honest, sometimes I need a double dose!
The secret to a happy life? Don’t take yourself too seriously!
They say life is short, but when you’re as accident-prone as I am, a day can feel like a month!
My doctor said I need more vitamin ‘sea’, so I booked a beach vacation ASAP!
Life is like a rollercoaster; it’s full of ups and downs and sometimes makes you want to scream!
I’m not a quitter, but I do know when it’s time to throw in the towel and order pizza!
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of ice cream, and that’s pretty close!
Life is a journey, and sometimes you just need to stop and ask for directions, especially if you’re directionally challenged like I am!
Take it from me, the best way to live life is to laugh your way through it!
If life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade. Make a lemon meringue pie and invite me over!
I’ve learned that life is a balancing act, and sometimes you just have to embrace the wobble!
Life is like a puzzle, sometimes all the pieces fall into place, and other times you need to sit on the floor and laugh!
I’ve heard that life is too short to waste time worrying, so I’ve decided to turn my worries into punchlines!
You can’t control what life throws at you, but you can control how you catch it… or duck!
Smile, it’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips!
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to act my age, I’d buy a unicorn and ride it into the sunset!
I don’t believe in coincidences, I believe in destiny… and destiny always leads to laughter!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think whoever said that never tried chocolate!
Life is full of surprises, so always be ready with your best punchline!
If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!
I’ve been told my laugh is contagious, so be careful talking to me, you might catch joy!
They say the early bird catches the worm, but I say who wants to catch a worm? Let’s sleep in and have pancakes!
I may not be perfect, but at least I’m never boring!
I believe in taking life by the horns, as long as those horns don’t belong to a bull!
Life is like a comedy club; there’s always a surprise waiting for you, and you might just end up with a sore stomach from laughing!
If life is a game, then I’m the joker!
I’ve made plenty of mistakes in my life, but the best thing you can do is turn them into hilarious stories at parties!
I’ve learned that you can’t control the weather, but you can control whether or not you dance in the rain!
Laughter is my secret weapon, and I’m not afraid to use it!
I once tried to meditate, but all I could think about was pizza, so I figured why fight it?
Life is like a comedy show; you never know what’s going to happen next, but it’s guaranteed to make you laugh!
I’ve learned that the best way to handle tough situations is with a smile and a sarcastic comment!
They say life is like riding a bike, but for me, it’s more like riding a unicycle on a tightrope!
If life gives you lemons, make a lemon tart and challenge your friends to a bake-off!
I’ve learned that laughter is the best response to any situation, even if it’s just to confuse people!
Life is too short to be serious all the time, so make sure to schedule plenty of time for laughter!
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