Roll on the Floor Laughing – Funniest Quotes About Boys

Boys will be boys, but thankfully, we grew up and left that behind.

Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are always taken.

Boys may come and go, but pizza is forever.

Boys are like sneakers, you have to go through a few pairs before you find the perfect fit.

Boys are like math problems, the more you try to solve them, the more they confuse you.

Boys are like toilet paper, you don’t realize how much you need them until you run out.

Boys are like snowstorms, you never know when they’ll come and mess up your plans.

Boys are like books, some you read and forget, while others leave a permanent bookmark in your heart.

Boys are like clouds, once they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

Boys are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

Boys are like fine wine, they get better with age. Unfortunately, most of them are still grapes.

Boys are like pillows, you can hug them when you need comfort and throw them out of bed when you’re done.

Boys are like coffee, they keep you up all night and make you jittery in the morning.

Boys are like roller coasters, thrilling and exciting, but sometimes you just want to get off.

Boys are like the weather, unpredictable and constantly changing.

Boys are like popcorn, they’re fun to snack on but can leave a mess behind.

Boys are like squirrels, they’re always chasing after nuts.

Boys are like jeans, finding the perfect fit can be a challenge, but once you do, you’ll never want to let go.

Boys are like parking tickets, they seem to appear out of nowhere and ruin your day.

Boys are like smartphones, you can’t live without them, but sometimes you just want to throw them against the wall.

Boys are like puzzles, sometimes you have to put all the pieces together to see the big picture.

Boys are like cats, they’re independent and will only show affection when they feel like it.

Boys are like mirrors, they reflect what you want to see, but sometimes they can be deceiving.

Boys are like shoes, you can never have enough, but you always end up wearing the same pair.

Boys are like batteries, they run out of energy quickly and need to be recharged constantly.

Boys are like firecrackers, they’re loud, explosive, and can leave you with a few burn marks.

Boys are like alarm clocks, they may annoy you in the morning, but you can’t start your day without them.

Boys are like snowflakes, each one is unique and melts when it gets too hot.

Boys are like toothpaste, they come in different flavors, but sometimes they leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Boys are like roller skates, they’re fun to ride, but sometimes they cause you to fall flat on your face.

Boys are like superheroes, they may save the day, but they often leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Boys are like cheetahs, they may be fast, but they’re no match for a girl on a mission.

Boys are like rubber bands, they stretch you to your limits, but can also snap back and hurt you.

Boys are like snowflakes, fragile and delicate, but also capable of causing chaos when they come together.

Boys are like puzzles, sometimes you have to rearrange the pieces to make them fit.

Boys are like spaghetti, they’re messy and always tangled up in something.

Boys are like sunsets, they may be beautiful, but eventually, they disappear.

Boys are like fireworks, they’re exciting and leave you breathless, but can also be dangerous if not handled with care.

Boys are like pirates, they’re always searching for treasure, but often end up with just a bunch of worthless trinkets.

Boys are like rubber ducks, they may seem innocent and cute, but they can also be quite mischievous.

Boys are like roller coasters, you never know if the ride will be worth the wait.

Boys are like ice cream, they come in different flavors, but too much can give you brain freeze.

Boys are like shadows, sometimes they follow you around, but they’re never in the spotlight.

Boys are like balloons, they’re colorful and fun to play with, but eventually, they all deflate.

Boys are like magic tricks, they can make you believe in things that aren’t real, but you always end up figuring out how it’s done.

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