Road House Quotes

Pain don’t hurt.

A polar bear fell on me.

Mojo, what do you say we go get kicked out of another town?

Nobody ever wins a fight.

Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.

I want you to be nice until it’s time to not be nice.

You don’t pick the best game, Jimmy; the game picks you.

When it comes to pain and its infliction, I’m second to none.

Opinions vary.

I used to f*ck guys like you in prison.

Do you enjoy pain?

I want you to be nice, until it’s time to not be nice.

What if I just take out the cancer?

I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead.

Nobody calls me a cocksucker, asshole!

If I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you.

It’ll get worse before it gets better.

I used to f*ck guys like you in prison.

What is this, a grade school?

Pain make me stronger.

Somebody’s gonna be outta a job.

You’re nothing but a low-down, dirty-yella son of a motherless goat!

It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.

We like you, but you just don’t fit in.

I used to love to f*ck guys like you in prison.

A world full of Nancys.

It’s not a good idea to drink from a broken bottle.

You’re too stupid to have a good time.

Be nice.

I always apply myself to any project I undertake.

I gotta get married again.

Pete! Pete! I draw the line at one p***y.

I believe it’s time for me to whip somebody’s ass!

No one pulls table cloth over my eyes.

I don’t believe in fair fights.

I hear you’re the second best bouncer in the business. Sh*t, man, it’s a club, how big could the business be?

All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it’s absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

We have an opinion editor.

It’s better to get your ass kicked than to have a court-appointed attorney.

You know, you just might be the best bouncer I ever had.

Phone calls are for customers only.

They loved the place so much they bought the land.

He gave off such a cold vibe. You know the expression ‘Don’t f*** with Mr. Zero’? Well, that was him.

You either serve beer or you get out.

Pain don’t hurt, honey.