Quotes from Phineas and Ferb

I know what we’re gonna do today! – Phineas Flynn

Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do tomorrow! – Phineas Flynn

Aren’t you a little young to [insert activity]? – Candace Flynn

Yes, yes I am. – Phineas Flynn

I’m a platypus, they don’t do much. – Agent P

Oh, there you are Perry! – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today. We’re gonna talk to our sister. – Phineas Flynn

Well, we’re not just an average pair of boys. We’re highly motivated and carefully skilled. – Phineas Flynn

Hey, where’s Perry? – Phineas Flynn

Curse you, Perry the Platypus! – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Aren’t you a little young to be a mad scientist? – Candace Flynn

I don’t like to speak ill of people, but perhaps she’s a little overbearing. – Ferb Fletcher

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! – Candace Flynn

And now, we’ll do it again! – Phineas Flynn

You guys are gonna give me so much material for my therapy! – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Hey, where did Perry go? – Phineas Flynn

Well, I know what we’re gonna do today. – Ferb Fletcher

Oh, there you are, Agent P! – Phineas Flynn

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! – Phineas Flynn

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today. We’re gonna build a roller coaster! – Phineas Flynn

Perry the Platypus! How unexpected… and by unexpected, I mean completely expected! – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

You know, where’s Perry? That was rhetorical, I know you don’t know where he is. – Phineas Flynn

I’m not a nerd. I’m reading a sci-fi book about a group of super-athletes who save the world in their spare time. – Ferb Fletcher

Curse you, you little… I should have seen this coming. – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Phineas and Ferb are making a design company! Hi, we’re Phineas and Ferb Design, Co! – Phineas Flynn

Wow, it’s getting crowded in here for no apparent reason. – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

I have one question for you, Perry the Platypus… Why? Just… why? – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a talking dog! – Candace Flynn

You’re gonna love the stage! Perry debuted his new song, ‘O.W.C.A. Files’! – Phineas Flynn

Aren’t you a little young to be driving a car? – Candace Flynn

Yes, yes I am. – Phineas Flynn

Perry the Platypus, don’t you know it’s impolite to trespass on another person’s evil lair? – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

I don’t get it, Ferb. How can we be bored in a town like this? – Phineas Flynn

Hey, where did Perry go? – Phineas Flynn

Oh, there you are Agent P! – Phineas Flynn

Wow, it’s like you have no historical appreciation for the classics. – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Hey, where did Perry go? – Phineas Flynn

Curse you, Perry the Platypus! But wouldn’t it be easier to just say Perry the Platypus? – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Hey, where’s Perry? – Phineas Flynn

Oh, there you are Perry! – Phineas Flynn

Aren’t you a little young to be driving a car? – Candace Flynn

Yes, yes I am. – Phineas Flynn

In this house, we obey the laws of physics! – Phineas Flynn

I’m not a nerd, I’m reading a fantasy sports almanac. It predicts the outcome of future sports events. – Ferb Fletcher

Curse you, Perry the Platypus! But wouldn’t it be easier to just say Perry the Platypus? – Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz