Funny Pie Quotes and Sayings

• Life is uncertain, but pie is certain to make it better.
• Pie fixes everything.
• A balanced diet is a slice of pie in each hand.
• Keep calm and eat pie.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie and that’s pretty close.
• When in doubt, bake a pie.
• Happiness is a warm pie.
• Pie is the answer, no matter the question.
• Pie is proof that there’s good in the world.
• Life is short, eat more pie.
• You can’t have too much of a good thing, especially when it’s pie.
• The only thing better than a slice of pie is two slices of pie.
• As American as apple pie.
• Pie is my love language.
• There’s no such thing as too much pie, just not enough stomach.
• Life is like a pie, it’s better with friends.
• Just when you thought life couldn’t get any better, you discover pie.
• Pie isn’t just food, it’s a lifestyle.
• Pie is a hug in a crust.
• Pie makes everything better.
• Don’t count calories, count slices of pie.

Funny Pie Quotes

• If at first you don’t succeed, have a piece of pie.
• You can’t spell happines without pie.
• Pie is the glue that holds everything together.
• Make pie, not war.
• Pie is a way to say I love you without words.
• Life is uncertain, but pie is constant.
• Every pie is a masterpiece.
• Life is short, eat the pie first.
• A pie a day keeps the worries away.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about pie.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie.
• Happiness is the smell of a freshly baked pie.
• Nothing brings people together like a warm pie.
• Pie is the ultimate comfort food.
• Pie: because sometimes cake is just too complicated.
• If you want to impress me, bring me a homemade pie.
• I have never met a pie I didn’t like.
• Pie is like a warm hug for your taste buds.
• Life is short, eat the damn pie.
• Pie is my favorite food group.
• Good friends and pie make everything better.

Funny Sayings about Apple Pie

• When words fail, pie speaks.
• Pie is the dessert of champions.
• Life is better with a little bit of pie in it.
• Pie is always the right choice.
• Just one bite of pie can make your whole day better.
• There’s nothing a slice of pie can’t fix.
• Pie: because sometimes you just need to indulge.
• Pie is a slice of heaven on earth.
• Life is uncertain, but pie is a sure thing.
• All you need is love…and a slice of pie.
• Friends don’t let friends skip dessert, especially pie.
• Pie is a hug in a dish.
• Pie fixes everything.
• In crust we trust.
• Pie is the answer to all of life’s problems.
• Pie: because sometimes cake is just too fancy.
• Happiness is a warm pie.
• Pie is the dessert of champions.
• Don’t be afraid to take a slice of the pie.

Funny Quotes about Pumpkin Pie

• Pie is the language of love.
• Pie: the ultimate comfort food.
• Life is short, eat the pie.
• Pie is not just a dessert, it’s a way of life.
• Pie is the only love triangle I want to be a part of.
• Pie: the original handheld food.
• A balanced diet is a slice of pie in each hand.
• In a world full of cupcakes, be a pie.
• Pie is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• Pie is the dessert of choice for rebels and misfits.
• Pie is a dish best served warm, with ice cream on top.
• Pie is the perfect combination of science and art.
• Pie: it’s not just for Thanksgiving anymore.
• Pie is the dessert that brings people together.
• Pie makes everything better, even bad days.
• I have never met a pie I didn’t like.
• Pie is like a warm hug from grandma.
• Pie is a celebration of all that is good in the world.
• Pie is not just a dessert, it’s a work of art.
• The only thing better than pie is more pie.

Apple Pie Quotes

• Pie is like a love letter in pastry form.
• Pie is the perfect way to show someone you care.
• A day without pie is like a day without sunshine.
• Pie is the dessert of the people.
• Pie: the ultimate symbol of hospitality.
• Pie is the happy ending to any meal.
• Pie is the perfect way to say ‘thank you.’
• Life is uncertain, but pie is a constant.
• Pie is the dessert that never goes out of style.
• Pie is like a warm blanket on a cold day.
• Pie is the ultimate form of self-care.
• Pie: the ultimate dessert for foodies.
• Pie is the perfect way to make any occasion special.
• Pie is the ultimate expression of love.
• Pie: because sometimes a salad just won’t cut it.
• Pie is the dessert that makes dreams come true.
• Pie is the dessert that makes life worth living.
• Pie is the dessert that makes everything better.
• Pie is the dessert that keeps on giving.

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