Pie Sayings Quotes

  • Life is uncertain, but pie is certain to make it better.
  • Pie fixes everything.
  • A balanced diet is a slice of pie in each hand.
  • Keep calm and eat pie.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie and that’s pretty close.
  • When in doubt, bake a pie.
  • Happiness is a warm pie.
  • Pie is the answer, no matter the question.
  • Pie is proof that there’s good in the world.
  • Life is short, eat more pie.
  • You can’t have too much of a good thing, especially when it’s pie.
  • The only thing better than a slice of pie is two slices of pie.
  • As American as apple pie.
  • Pie is my love language.
  • There’s no such thing as too much pie, just not enough stomach.
  • Life is like a pie, it’s better with friends.
  • Just when you thought life couldn’t get any better, you discover pie.
  • Pie isn’t just food, it’s a lifestyle.
  • Pie is a hug in a crust.
  • Pie makes everything better.
  • Don’t count calories, count slices of pie.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, have a piece of pie.
  • You can’t spell happines without pie.
  • Pie is the glue that holds everything together.
  • Make pie, not war.
  • Pie is a way to say I love you without words.
  • Life is uncertain, but pie is constant.
  • Every pie is a masterpiece.
  • Life is short, eat the pie first.
  • A pie a day keeps the worries away.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about pie.
  • When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie.
  • Happiness is the smell of a freshly baked pie.
  • Nothing brings people together like a warm pie.
  • Pie is the ultimate comfort food.
  • Pie: because sometimes cake is just too complicated.
  • If you want to impress me, bring me a homemade pie.
  • I have never met a pie I didn’t like.
  • Pie is like a warm hug for your taste buds.
  • Life is short, eat the damn pie.
  • Pie is my favorite food group.
  • Good friends and pie make everything better.
  • When words fail, pie speaks.
  • Pie is the dessert of champions.
  • Life is better with a little bit of pie in it.
  • Pie is always the right choice.
  • Just one bite of pie can make your whole day better.
  • There’s nothing a slice of pie can’t fix.
  • Pie: because sometimes you just need to indulge.
  • Pie is a slice of heaven on earth.
  • Life is uncertain, but pie is a sure thing.
  • All you need is love…and a slice of pie.
  • Friends don’t let friends skip dessert, especially pie.
  • Pie is a hug in a dish.
  • Pie fixes everything.
  • In crust we trust.
  • Pie is the answer to all of life’s problems.
  • Pie: because sometimes cake is just too fancy.
  • Happiness is a warm pie.
  • Pie is the dessert of champions.
  • Don’t be afraid to take a slice of the pie.
  • Pie is the language of love.
  • Pie: the ultimate comfort food.
  • Life is short, eat the pie.
  • Pie is not just a dessert, it’s a way of life.
  • Pie is the only love triangle I want to be a part of.
  • Pie: the original handheld food.
  • A balanced diet is a slice of pie in each hand.
  • In a world full of cupcakes, be a pie.
  • Pie is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Pie is the dessert of choice for rebels and misfits.
  • Pie is a dish best served warm, with ice cream on top.
  • Pie is the perfect combination of science and art.
  • Pie: it’s not just for Thanksgiving anymore.
  • Pie is the dessert that brings people together.
  • Pie makes everything better, even bad days.
  • I have never met a pie I didn’t like.
  • Pie is like a warm hug from grandma.
  • Pie is a celebration of all that is good in the world.
  • Pie is not just a dessert, it’s a work of art.
  • The only thing better than pie is more pie.
  • Pie is like a love letter in pastry form.
  • Pie is the perfect way to show someone you care.
  • A day without pie is like a day without sunshine.
  • Pie is the dessert of the people.
  • Pie: the ultimate symbol of hospitality.
  • Pie is the happy ending to any meal.
  • Pie is the perfect way to say ‘thank you.’
  • Life is uncertain, but pie is a constant.
  • Pie is the dessert that never goes out of style.
  • Pie is like a warm blanket on a cold day.
  • Pie is the ultimate form of self-care.
  • Pie: the ultimate dessert for foodies.
  • Pie is the perfect way to make any occasion special.
  • Pie is the ultimate expression of love.
  • Pie: because sometimes a salad just won’t cut it.
  • Pie is the dessert that makes dreams come true.
  • Pie is the dessert that makes life worth living.
  • Pie is the dessert that makes everything better.
  • Pie is the dessert that keeps on giving.

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