Cottage life is the best life. Home is where the cottage is. Life is better at the cottage. Cottage therapy is the best therapy. The cottage is where memories are made. My happy place is the cottage. In the cottage, we relax and unwind. The cottage is my sanctuary. The…
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Wishing you a double dose of love and happiness on your Valentine’s Day birthday! Happy Valentine’s Day birthday! You deserve twice the celebration and twice the love today. May your birthday be filled with all the love and joy of Valentine’s Day, and then some! Happy birthday to my sweet…
No pain, no gain. Sweat is fat crying. Stronger every day. Train insane or remain the same. The only bad workout is the one you didn’t do. Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Don’t stop when it hurts, stop when you’re done. Fit is not a destination, it’s a way…
“Sip happens” “Not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person” “Drinks well with others” “I need a coffee the size of my head” “Life is too short for bad coffee” “Wine not?” “Too glam to give a damn” “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m…
I farm because punching people is frowned upon. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right – a farmer’s motto. I don’t always know what I’m doing, but I’m always doing something on the farm. If you want a good crop, you’ve got to be willing to get your…
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.” – Winston Churchill “Golf is the only sport where the worst player gets to be the captain.” – Dave Barry “Golf is a good walk…
“A hat is the difference between dressing and dressing up.” – Will Self “A man carries his hat in his hand while he is getting to know a woman.” – Lauren Bacall “A hat can change your day around.” – Rihanna “A hat should be taken off when you greet…
Life is too short to drink bad beer. I’m just here for the beer. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Keep calm and drink beer. Life is better with beer. Beer makes everything better. Brewed to perfection. Hops, malt, and barley, oh my!…
Salt, lime, tequila, repeat. Life is short, drink the margarita. I didn’t text you, tequila did. Sip, sip, hooray! Save water, drink margaritas. Life is too short to drink bad margaritas. Cheers to good friends and good margaritas. It’s always margarita o’clock somewhere. Keep calm and drink margaritas. You can’t…
Get crafty or go home. Crafting is my superpower. A little bit of craftiness goes a long way. Creativity is contagious, spread it around. Life is too short to not be crafty. Craftiness is the key to a happy life. Crafting is the art of turning ideas into reality. A…
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