Beer Koozie Sayings

1. Life is too short to drink bad beer.
2. I’m just here for the beer.
3. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
4. Keep calm and drink beer.
5. Life is better with beer.
6. Beer makes everything better.
7. Brewed to perfection.
8. Hops, malt, and barley, oh my!
9. Beer me, please.
10. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer [insert favorite brand].
11. Time flies when you’re having beer.
12. Beer is my spirit animal.
13. Save water, drink beer.
14. A day without beer is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
15. My blood type is IPA positive.
16. Beer: because sometimes wine just isn’t enough.
17. Good beer, good life.
18. Beer makes me hoppy.
19. Life’s too short to drink cheap beer.
20. The beer is calling and I must go.
21. Beer is a hug in a glass.
22. In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
23. I work hard so my beer can have a better life.
24. Beer is not a matter of life or death, it’s much more important than that.
25. Life is uncertain, but beer is a sure thing.
26. Beer snobbery is a good thing.
27. I never met a beer I didn’t like.
28. Happiness is a cold beer on a hot day.
29. Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
30. Trust me, you can dance. – Beer.
31. Beer is like liquid gold.
32. I drink beer because I’m not a quitter.
33. Life is too short for bad beer and boring socks.
34. Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
35. There’s always time for one more beer.
36. I’d rather have a cold beer than a warm hug.
37. Beer is my therapy.
38. Beer: it’s what’s for dinner.
39. I may not be rich and famous, but I have beer.
40. Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
41. This beer is making me awesome.
42. The only time I drink beer is when I’m with someone or alone.
43. Beer is the glue that holds my life together.
44. I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a beer enjoying solution.
45. Good people drink good beer.
46. There’s a beer for every mood and occasion.
47. Beer: because sometimes coffee just isn’t strong enough.
48. Beer makes me a better person.
49. I’m not a morning person, but I’m a beer person.
50. Beer is always the answer, but I forget the question.
51. Beer: the nectar of the gods.
52. Beer is the perfect remedy for a bad day.
53. Without beer, things just don’t seem to go as well.
54. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold.
55. A day without beer is like a day without sunshine.
56. My beer is my best friend.
57. Beer is my happy place.
58. Life is too short to drink boring beer.
59. A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
60. Beer is the reason I get up in the morning (sometimes).
61. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it cold and in a koozie.
62. Good friends, good times, and cold beer – what more could you want?
63. Beer: because sometimes wine just doesn’t cut it.
64. Keep calm and drink beer (with a koozie, of course).
65. This koozie may be empty, but my heart is full of beer.
66. I’m not drunk, I’m just practicing social distancing with my beer koozie.
67. Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
68. Save water, drink beer (in a koozie, of course).
69. This beer koozie doubles as my therapist.
70. I’m not a morning person, but I can be a beer person any time of day.
71. I have a beer and a koozie, so what’s the problem?
72. Life is too short to drink bad beer (or warm beer without a koozie).
73. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (especially with a koozie).
74. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast (with a collection of koozies).
75. A cold beer in a koozie is like a warm hug from an old friend.
76. Beer: liquid bread that makes you smarter (or at least funnier with a koozie).
77. This koozie may be small, but my love for beer is big.
78. I may not be perfect, but my beer koozie always keeps my beer cold.
79. In dog beers, I’ve only had one (with a trusty koozie).
80. Beer me (in a koozie, please).
81. A day without beer is like… just kidding, I have a koozie.
82. I have a beer and a koozie, what could go wrong?
83. Happiness is a cold beer in a koozie.
84. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it in a koozie with a funny saying.
85. Beer and koozies, the dynamic duo of refreshment.
86. Life is too short to drink bad beer.
87. A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
88. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
89. I have a drinking problem… I can’t find my beer!
90. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to keep it cold.
91. If you can read this, bring me a cold beer.
92. Beer is the answer, I don’t remember the question.
93. This beer isn’t going to drink itself.
94. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right about the beer.
95. Good people drink good beer.
96. Save water, drink beer.
97. Beer makes everything better.
98. Trust me, you can dance – beer.
99. I drink beer because adulting is hard.
100. Keep calm and drink beer.

Beer Koozie Sayings part 2