- “Sip happens”
- “Not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person”
- “Drinks well with others”
- “I need a coffee the size of my head”
- “Life is too short for bad coffee”
- “Wine not?”
- “Too glam to give a damn”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
- “I have mixed drinks about feelings”
- “I can’t adult today, I need a tumbler of wine”
- “Drink coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m hungover, how about you?”
- “I’m outdoorsy – I drink wine on the patio”
- “Caffeine and quarantine”
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot”
- “I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer wine”
- “It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home”
- “My blood type is coffee”
- “I drink coffee because adulting is hard”
- “I run on coffee, sarcasm, and wine”
- “Wine improves with age, I improve with wine”
- “I can’t adult today, I need a tumbler of coffee”
- “Rise and grind”
- “Save water, drink wine”
- “A little coffee and a whole lot of Jesus”
- “I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up”
- “Coffee is always a good idea”
- “I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it strong”
- “I have a degree in sarcasm”
- “I drink coffee for your protection”
- “I drink wine because adulting is hard”
- “Coffee first, adulting later”
- “Sarcasm is my love language”
- “I like big cups and I cannot lie”
- “Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better”
- “I put the pro in procrastination”
- “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer craft”
- “Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid”
- “I have a feeling my check liver light will come on soon”
- “I have a caffeine addiction”
- “I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it”
- “Rise and wine”
- “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong”
- “I need a six-month vacation, twice a year”
- “I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words”
- “I can’t adult today, I need a tumbler of beer”
- “Mama needs coffee”
- “Coffee, the most important meal of the day”
- “Wine not Wednesday?”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right (again)”
- “Coffee, because Mondays are hard enough”
- “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized”
- “Wine not have a glass?”
- “I can’t adult today, tomorrow doesn’t look good either”
- “I need a coffee the size of my to-do list”
- “I can’t even right now”
- “I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer red”
- Sip happens
- You can’t sip with us
- Don’t spill the tea, spill the wine
- I can’t adult today, I need a drink
- Wine not?
- Sip me baby one more time
- This may be wine, but it’s also my personality
- I’m not drinking alone, I’m social distancing
- Drink up buttercup
- Life is too short to drink bad wine
- May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short
- Let’s drink and dance on the table
- Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot
- I don’t always drink wine, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my tumbler
- Wine a little, laugh a lot
- Mama needs a drink
- Coffee, because adulting is hard
- Espresso yourself
- Keep calm and drink on
- Drink wine, save water.
- “I didn’t choose the tumbler life, the tumbler life chose me.”
- “Tumbler? I hardly know her!”
- “I don’t always use a tumbler, but when I do, I prefer it to be funny.”
- “I have a tumbler problem, but I don’t want to solve it.”
- “I don’t always spill my drink, but when I do, it’s in my tumbler.”
- “This tumbler is my spirit animal.”
- “My tumbler is my BFF.”
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why my tumbler is always with me.”
- “This tumbler contains the elixir of life.”
- “My tumbler game is strong.”
- “I don’t always drink from a tumbler, but when I do, it’s full of humor.”
- “I need a tumbler that says ‘mama needs a drink’.”
- “This tumbler keeps my coffee hotter than my temper.”
- “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room with my tumbler.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient, just like my tumbler.”
- “This tumbler is the key to my heart.”
- “Tumbler: because adulting is hard.”
- “This tumbler helps me adult, but only a little.”
- “I have a tumbler for every mood.”
- “I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room with my tumbler.”
- “I run on caffeine, chaos, and my tumbler.”
- “I need a tumbler that says ‘I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.'”
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