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Let’s drop at Tilted Towers and make our mark! We’ve got this Victory Royale in the bag! Building skills on point! Squad goals: dominating the battlefield! The storm is coming, let’s make a run for it! Going for that llama loot! Reviving teammates like a boss! Let’s take down this…

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I drink therefore I am. A drink a day keeps the doctor away. Alcohol you later. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right…with a drink in my hand. Life is too short to drink bad wine. It’s wine o’clock somewhere. Drinking margaritas is my cardio. Drink like a…

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Life is better with a little bit of glitter. When in doubt, add glitter. Glitter is always a good idea. A little sparkle goes a long way. Life’s too short for dullness. Bring on the glitter! Glitter makes everything better. Sprinkle a little glitter wherever you go. Glitter is the…

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“It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.” “Jeeps don’t leak, they mark their territory.” “Life is too short to drive boring cars, that’s why I drive a Jeep.” “Jeep hair, don’t care.” “The only thing better than a Jeep is a Jeep with the top down.” “Jeep life, happy life.”…

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Most likely to eat all the cookies Most likely to wear an ugly Christmas sweater Most likely to sing Christmas carols off-key Most likely to start a snowball fight Most likely to fall asleep before midnight on New Year’s Eve Most likely to forget someone’s gift Most likely to give…

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“I goat this.” “I’m not stubborn, I’m just a goat.” “Goat yoga: because downward dog is too mainstream.” “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… like a goat.” “You’ve goat to be kidding me.” “Goat crazy.” “Goat milk: the original almond milk.” “No kidding around, goats are awesome.”…

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“Welding: where sparks fly and creativity ignites.” “The art of welding – where metal is transformed into masterpieces.” “Welding: the backbone of construction and innovation.” “The beauty of welding – where strength and beauty come together in harmony.” “Welding: where precision meets passion.” “The power of welding – where metal…

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When in doubt, add lemon. When it rains, look for lemonade. A lemon a day keeps the scurvy away. When in need of a boost, squeeze a lemon. The zest is yet to come. When the going gets tough, the tough get lemons.…

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Sewing: the art of turning fabric into magic. Sewing: where creativity meets craftsmanship. Sewing: transforming ideas into reality, one stitch at a time. Sewing: the ultimate form of self-expression. Sewing: where fabric and imagination come together to create something beautiful. Sewing: the perfect blend of art and science. Sewing: the…

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Wash, brush, floss, repeat. Please leave this bathroom as you’d like to find it. Keep it clean, keep it green. A clean bathroom is a happy bathroom. Don’t forget to wash your hands and your soul. Relax, unwind, enjoy your time. So fresh, so clean. You look good today. May…

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