Cute Bathroom Sayings

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  1. Wash, brush, floss, repeat.
  2. Please leave this bathroom as you’d like to find it.
  3. Keep it clean, keep it green.
  4. A clean bathroom is a happy bathroom.
  5. Don’t forget to wash your hands and your soul.
  6. Relax, unwind, enjoy your time.
  7. So fresh, so clean.
  8. You look good today.
  9. May your pee be quick and your toilet paper be plentiful.
  10. No job is finished until the paperwork is done.
  11. Keep calm and keep the bathroom clean.
  12. A clean bathroom is a work of art.
  13. This bathroom is for customers only, all others will be flushed.
  14. Smile, you’re on camera.
  15. Good hygiene is always in style.
  16. No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop always lands in your pants.
  17. Always be yourself, unless you can be a mermaid. Then be a mermaid.
  18. We aim to please, you aim too, please.
  19. This bathroom is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age.
  20. Wash away your worries.
  21. A little soap and water go a long way.
  22. A bathroom is a place to ponder and wash your worries away.
  23. Never underestimate the power of a good shower.
  24. Please do not disturb, nature is calling.
  25. A bathroom is a room full of possibilities.
  26. Happiness is a long, hot bath.
  27. Come clean, leave happy.
  28. Keep it clean or stay away.
  29. We don’t mean to be pushy, but wash your hands, it’s better for all of us.
  30. Life is short, make it sweet and clean.
  31. You’re never fully dressed without a smile and fresh breath.
  32. Keep your friends close, and your toilet paper closer.
  33. Don’t forget to wash your troubles away.
  34. Be a unicorn in a sea of ordinary bathrooms.
  35. May your bathroom visits be pleasant and fruitful.
  36. Relax, we’re all friends here.
  37. The world is a better place after a good shower.
  38. A bathroom is a place to reflect and renew.
  39. Leave only bubbles, take only memories.
  40. Be the reason someone smiles today.
  41. Life is too short for bad hygiene.
  42. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
  43. Scrub-a-dub-dub, it’s time to get clean.
  44. Let’s get soapy!
  45. Good vibes and clean hands only.
  46. Leave the bathroom better than you found it.
  47. This bathroom is a reflection of your personality, keep it clean and beautiful.
  48. Wipe it, flush it, and wash your hands.
  49. Everyone poops, make it count.
  50. Your bathroom is your sanctuary, keep it sacred.
  51. Wash your hands like you’re washing away your sins.
  52. Sparkle and shine, just like this bathroom.
  53. Cleanliness is a habit, not a chore.
  54. A bathroom is a place to wash away the day.
  55. Leave your troubles at the door and let the bubbles take over.
  56. Wash away your fears, but don’t forget to wash your hands.
  57. Be kind to your behind.
  58. Life’s a journey, enjoy the ride, but don’t forget to use the toilet before you go.
  59. A bathroom is a place of tranquility and serenity.
  60. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a good soap.
  61. Come in and relax, leave with a smile.
  62. Wash, brush, floss, flush, repeat!
  63. A bathroom is a place to relax, release and renew.
  64. So fresh and so clean, clean.
  65. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!
  66. Today is a good day for a good bathroom break.
  67. Bathroom rules: wash your hands, brush your teeth, and use your manners.
  68. Bathroom humor is always welcome here!
  69. Let’s make this bathroom experience a memorable one.
  70. Wipe your troubles away!
  71. Leave your worries and your shoes at the door.
  72. Lather, rinse, repeat, and don’t forget to sing!
  73. The loo crew welcomes you.
  74. This bathroom is a judgment-free zone.
  75. Life is too short for bad bathrooms.
  76. The best ideas come to us in the shower.
  77. Remember to wash your hands like you’re washing Jason Momoa’s abs.
  78. Soap is to the body, what laughter is to the soul.
  79. Relax, soak, unwind.
  80. Wash away your troubles, but let your bubbles multiply.
  81. Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
  82. A bathroom is a sanctuary for the soul.
  83. Life is short, so take a long shower.
  84. May your bathroom break be as relaxing as a day at the spa.
  85. This is where the magic happens.
  86. Get naked and make bubbles.
  87. The bathroom is the perfect place to contemplate life’s big questions.
  88. The bathroom: where every masterpiece begins.
  89. Wash your hands, ya filthy animal!
  90. The bathroom is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to yourself.
  91. The bathroom: where you can be alone with your thoughts and your phone.
  92. In this bathroom, we aim to please.
  93. Flush, wash, and be on your way!
  94. Life is short, so make every shower count.
  95. May your bathroom break be as epic as a unicorn riding a rainbow.
  96. A bathroom break a day keeps the stress away.
  97. Wash your hands, and let’s be friends.
  98. May your troubles go down the drain.
  99. The bathroom is where we do our best thinking.
  100. May your day be as flawless as your makeup application in this bathroom.

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