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Nails are the canvas, and polish is the paint. Life’s too short for boring nails. A good manicure can boost your confidence in an instant. Nails are like jewels, and polish is the setting. Polished nails are the finishing touch to any outfit. Manicures are a form of self-care, and…

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, jokes, and plenty of pranks. May your birthday be a never-ending April Fools’ Day celebration! Happy birthday to my favorite prankster! I can’t wait to see what tricks you have up your sleeve this year. Here’s to another year of fooling…

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Please don’t pee on the seat, your mom doesn’t work here. You’re never too old to be immature. Aim like a Jedi, not like a Stormtrooper. Wash your hands like you just finished slicing jalapenos for a…

“Horses may not be able to talk, but they sure can communicate a lot through their expressions.” “Riding a horse is like flying, except you’re not up in the air, you’re on the ground and moving really fast.” “If you’re feeling down, just spend some time with a horse. They…

Rise and cheer, victory is near! Unstoppable, unbeatable, we’re undefeatable! Together we shine, in sync and divine. Cheer hard, cheer proud, let’s hear it out loud! Unleash the spirit, we’ve got the power to win it! One team, one dream, together we’ll scream! Spirit and heart, that’s how we’ll start.…

Stay hydrated, stay healthy. Drink more water and be awesome. Water is the best beauty treatment. Stay hydrated, stay focused. Drink water, your body will thank you. Sip happens. H2O is the way to go. Water is the key to good health. Hydration is the foundation of health. Stay cool,…

Yellow is the color of sunshine and happiness. Life is too short to wear boring colors. Wear yellow! Be like a sunflower and turn your face towards the sunshine. Yellow symbolizes optimism and joy. When in doubt, wear yellow. Yellow is the color of hope and energy. Be bold, wear…

Sweet dreams are made of pillows. May your dreams be as soft as your pillow. Pillow fight champions since [year]. I’m not lazy, I’m just pillow-powered. My pillow is my happy place. A good pillow can make everything better. Inhale pillow, exhale problems. My pillow is my therapist. I have…

I’m the reason we’re late Cutest little troublemaker The newest member of the pack Future heartbreaker Born to be wild Worth the wait Little peanut Daddy’s little sidekick Mommy’s little miracle Naptime is my cardio Cuddle bug Little explorer Born to roam So much to do, so little time Baby…

I run on coffee, chaos, and cuddles. Mom hair, don’t care. Chaos coordinator. Mom of boys, less drama than girls but harder to keep alive. Wine because parenting is hard. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Raising wild things. World’s okayest mom. I don’t have a favorite…