Pillow Sayings

• Sweet dreams are made of pillows.
• May your dreams be as soft as your pillow.
• Pillow fight champions since [year].
• I’m not lazy, I’m just pillow-powered.
• My pillow is my happy place.
• A good pillow can make everything better.
• Inhale pillow, exhale problems.
• My pillow is my therapist.
• I have a pillow obsession.
• Life is short, buy the pillow.
• Happiness is a pillow-filled bed.
• Pillow talk is the best talk.
• I may be a pillow hoarder, but at least I’m comfortable.
• Pillow fort, anyone?
• My pillow is my best friend.
• I have a love-hate relationship with pillows. Mostly love.
• My pillow knows all my secrets.
• I have too many pillows, said no one ever.
• Pillow fluffing is my cardio.
• I never met a pillow I didn’t like.
• My pillow game is strong.
• Pillow therapy: cheaper than a shrink.
• I’ll sleep on it…my pillow, that is.
• I could give up pillows, but I’m not a quitter.
• My pillows are my comfort zone.
• May your pillow be as cool as the other side of the pillow.
• My pillow is my happy place.
• Pillow forts: the ultimate nostalgia.
• The world needs more pillows and fewer problems.
• I never met a pillow fight I didn’t like.
• My pillow is my safe haven.
• Pillow talk is my love language.
• A pillow a day keeps the stress away.
• I dream of pillows.
• A good pillow is worth its weight in gold.
• Pillow fights and giggles.
• Sleep is good, but pillows make it better.
• I don’t always nap, but when I do, I prefer a pillow.
• Pillow, sweet pillow, how I adore thee.
• I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes on my pillow.
• I need a hug…from my pillow.
• I’m a pillow person in a pillow-less world.
• Pillow fights: because sometimes words just aren’t enough.
• I don’t have a pillow addiction…I have a pillow appreciation.
• My pillow is my partner in crime.
• Pillow forts are the ultimate escape.
• I may have too many pillows, but I’m not counting.
• Pillow forts are for adults too.
• Pillows: because life is too short for bad sleep.
• My pillow: the MVP of my bed.
• Home is where the pillows are.
• This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of pillows.
• Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs bite!
• Sweet dreams are made of cozy pillows.
• Sleep all day, nap all night, pillow fights.
• Rest your head, darling, the world can wait.
• I’m a pillow princess.
• My headboard is a bookshelf.
• Rest your head, your heart is already home.
• This is my happy place: surrounded by pillows.
• Pillow talk is the best kind of talk.
• Today’s goals: coffee, pajamas, and lots of pillows.
• Life is too short to sleep on uncomfortable pillows.
• Happiness is a good book and a cozy pillow.
• Let’s cuddle up with some pillows and watch a movie.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for pillow fights.
• My bed is a magical place where I can forget about the world.
• I have too many pillows, said no one ever.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pillows and that’s pretty close.
• Inhale positivity, exhale negativity, and snuggle up with a pillow.
• Nap queen.
• I never met a pillow I didn’t like.
• A bedroom without pillows is like a sky without stars.
• Dreams come true when you have enough pillows.
• The only thing better than a good night’s sleep is waking up to a pillow fort.
• I need more pillows like I need more sunshine.
• The pillow is my spirit animal.
• I don’t always sleep, but when I do, I prefer pillows.
• Pillow fort architect.
• The world would be a better place if we all had more pillows.
• I’m not fat, I’m just a pillow hoarder.
• When in doubt, add another pillow.
• Life is short, buy the damn pillows.
• Pillow therapy is the best therapy.
• My bed is my sanctuary, my pillows are my guardians.
• Dream big, sleep soundly.
• I have a pillow for every mood.
• Make your bed a place you want to be.
• Life is too short to sleep on flat pillows.
• Rise and shine, it’s pillow time.
• Sweet dreams are made of soft pillows.
• There’s no such thing as too many pillows.
• I love pillows more than people.
• Soft pillows, strong coffee, and good vibes.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pillows, and that’s pretty close.
• When life gets tough, cuddle up with a pillow.
• A pillow a day keeps the bad dreams away.
• Goodnight world, hello pillows.
• Your bed should be your happy place, and pillows should be your friends.
• My bed is my happy place, and my pillows are my accomplices.

Pillow Sayings part 2