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Bump, set, spike, win! The net doesn’t block our dreams. Volleyball: It’s not just a game, it’s an attitude. We dig volleyball! Volleyball is life, everything else is just details. We’re just here for the volleyball. The only way to have a good day is to play volleyball. You can’t…

I’ve got my cop face on today, watch out! If you see me running, try to keep up! I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right! You can’t handle the truth, but I’ll give it to you anyway! I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person who happens…

Moo-velous day to you! Cow-abunga! Feeling udderly fantastic! Happy heifer right here. Life is better on the farm. Hay there! Have a happy day. Milkin’ life for all it’s worth. Don’t have a cow, have a happy one! Bovine and dine. Moo-chas gracias for being a friend. Moo-ve over, it’s…

Wishing you a happy and joyful Songkran celebration! May the festival of Songkran bring happiness, prosperity, and good luck to you and your family. Here’s wishing you a bright and colorful Songkran celebration! Happy Songkran! May your day be filled with lots of fun, laughter, and joy. May the water…

Happy horror birthday, you killer! Wishing you a scream-tastic birthday! May your birthday be as terrifying as a horror movie! Sending you ghoulish birthday wishes! Have a bloody good birthday! You’re not getting older, you’re just getting more frightful! May your birthday be full of spooky surprises and screams! Have…

Wishing you a warm and cozy holiday season, dear neighbor! Hoping your holidays are filled with lots of love, laughter, and joy! Merry Christmas to the best neighbors a person could ask for! May your Christmas be merry and bright, and your New Year be filled with peace and happiness.…

Crafting is my therapy, and my Cricut is my therapist. DIY, but make it Cricut. When in doubt, Cricut it out. Crafting without a Cricut is like driving without a steering wheel. Life is short, buy the Cricut. The Cricut is my spirit animal. A day without Cricut-ing is like…

Being a jerk is like being a mosquito at a picnic – nobody wants you around. If being a jerk was a sport, you’d be a gold medalist. Jerk: A person who doesn’t have enough class to be a jerk-off. You can’t fix a jerk, you can only avoid them.…

I’m not lost, just taking a scenic route. Fore-get about it! I’m on a roll… down the fairway. Born to golf, forced to work. Golf is my therapy. Tee-riffic shot! Warning: may cause extreme slices or hooks. I’m in the sand again? I’m a beach bum at heart. I’m not…

A good man is a warrior in mind and spirit. The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. Listen to the whispers of your ancestors. The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention. The earth is our mother; we must take care…